Todays auction is open, up for bids is Mrs. Skip68......

[skip68]

Auction is now open for bids.......

Item #3354-2  is for one Mrs. Skip.
Description-----    
Age---40+
color--Wht
sex---F
W----105lbs
Ht----5,2
Hair---Brn
Eyes--Brn
Mileage-----Lots
Warranty---None

Pro's----Speaks clear english
Con's----Speaks clear english


      I will open the bidding at $0.35  
Good luck and happy bidding.   All sales are final.  Cash and trades may be excepted.......

[cdr]

skip you have a great since of humor ! i just hope MRS SKIP does also 

[68X426]

I was led to believe she's priceless.

[twodko]

Yeah, what Dan said.

[440]

Since nobody bid yet I'll bid $.17 cents...

[moparstuart]

    priceless 

[Drache]

$10... I collect antiques 

[440]

Damn,

DC.com just sent me a message saying I've been outbid...  

[resq302]

Does she have a good paying job to help support antique car restoration?  If so, I'll up the bid to $14.99!   

[Lennard]

I'm missing some important sizes in the description!

[jar1292]

I think the gods have spoken. I got my divorce papers signed yesterday.... I really need help on the car. How about joint custody you can keep Monday through Thursday, I get the weekends!.... Unless im busy then we can trade days.... My bid, what ever she wants and a baloney sandwich on sundays. That is my only, and final offer...



note to self..... If I would have made the same offer to my ex-wifes family I would have not needed to take yesterday off!!!  

[skip68]

    

[1970Moparmann]

Question - does she cook?

[skip68]

I'm not really sure.  I know she brings food to me.   

[JB400]

Well, I consider her priceless, I'll pay for the ring side seats

[Mopar Nut]

Question - Is the Charger included, if so, can you post some pictures of the Charger?

[Tilar]

I think the gods have spoken. I got my divorce papers signed yesterday.... I really need help on the car. How about joint custody you can keep Monday through Thursday, I get the weekends!.... Unless im busy then we can trade days.... My bid, what ever she wants and a baloney sandwich on sundays. That is my only, and final offer...



note to self..... If I would have made the same offer to my ex-wifes family I would have not needed to take yesterday off!!!  

 

[skip68]

She leaves here with nothing but a bus ticket.   
Come on guys, I know I could at least get $40 on the strip for her.     

[skip68]

Hell, I paid $60 for her and that was 1993 dollars.   Sure, she's had more turns than a doorknob but she's still shiny ........sorta.   
Bottom line guys is the economy is getting better and the price will go up so bid with confidence.   You could probably double your money if you just take her to Mexico.   

[billfury]

It certainly going to be the end of the world for you when she reads this.


Note to self: return Skips Christmas card for a sympathy card for Miss Skip

[Ghoste]

How do we know this auction isn't a scam?

[skip68]

That's a good question.  Perhaps you need some pictures?       

[lisiecki1]

I don't know how you plan on selling anything without pictures.

Is the undercarriage clean?  How's it look under the hood?


I will send you $1000 more then the winning bid to seal the auction.  Once you receive these funds please keep $500 for your trouble and forward the rest to my shipping carrier so that they can arrive to pick up the Mrs. Skip68.  Thank you in advance and a thousand greetings my friend.

[hawkeye]

how many more miles do you reckon the old girls got left in her?

[billfury]

That's a good question.  Perhaps you need some pictures?