Todays auction is open, up for bids is Mrs. Skip68......

[skip68]

Auction is now open for bids.......

Item #3354-2  is for one Mrs. Skip.
Description-----    
Age---40+
color--Wht
sex---F
W----105lbs
Ht----5,2
Hair---Brn
Eyes--Brn
Mileage-----Lots
Warranty---None

Pro's----Speaks clear english
Con's----Speaks clear english


      I will open the bidding at $0.35  
Good luck and happy bidding.   All sales are final.  Cash and trades may be excepted.......

[cdr]

skip you have a great since of humor ! i just hope MRS SKIP does also 

[68X426]

I was led to believe she's priceless.

[twodko]

Yeah, what Dan said.

[440]

Since nobody bid yet I'll bid $.17 cents...

[moparstuart]

    priceless 

[Drache]

$10... I collect antiques 

[440]

Damn,

DC.com just sent me a message saying I've been outbid...  

[resq302]

Does she have a good paying job to help support antique car restoration?  If so, I'll up the bid to $14.99!   

[Lennard]

I'm missing some important sizes in the description!

[jar1292]

I think the gods have spoken. I got my divorce papers signed yesterday.... I really need help on the car. How about joint custody you can keep Monday through Thursday, I get the weekends!.... Unless im busy then we can trade days.... My bid, what ever she wants and a baloney sandwich on sundays. That is my only, and final offer...



note to self..... If I would have made the same offer to my ex-wifes family I would have not needed to take yesterday off!!!  

[skip68]

    

[1970Moparmann]

Question - does she cook?

[skip68]

I'm not really sure.  I know she brings food to me.   

[JB400]

Well, I consider her priceless, I'll pay for the ring side seats

[Mopar Nut]

Question - Is the Charger included, if so, can you post some pictures of the Charger?

[Tilar]

I think the gods have spoken. I got my divorce papers signed yesterday.... I really need help on the car. How about joint custody you can keep Monday through Thursday, I get the weekends!.... Unless im busy then we can trade days.... My bid, what ever she wants and a baloney sandwich on sundays. That is my only, and final offer...



note to self..... If I would have made the same offer to my ex-wifes family I would have not needed to take yesterday off!!!  

 

[skip68]

She leaves here with nothing but a bus ticket.   
Come on guys, I know I could at least get $40 on the strip for her.     

[skip68]

Hell, I paid $60 for her and that was 1993 dollars.   Sure, she's had more turns than a doorknob but she's still shiny ........sorta.   
Bottom line guys is the economy is getting better and the price will go up so bid with confidence.   You could probably double your money if you just take her to Mexico.   

[billfury]

It certainly going to be the end of the world for you when she reads this.


Note to self: return Skips Christmas card for a sympathy card for Miss Skip

[Ghoste]

How do we know this auction isn't a scam?

[skip68]

That's a good question.  Perhaps you need some pictures?       

[lisiecki1]

I don't know how you plan on selling anything without pictures.

Is the undercarriage clean?  How's it look under the hood?


I will send you $1000 more then the winning bid to seal the auction.  Once you receive these funds please keep $500 for your trouble and forward the rest to my shipping carrier so that they can arrive to pick up the Mrs. Skip68.  Thank you in advance and a thousand greetings my friend.

[hawkeye]

how many more miles do you reckon the old girls got left in her?

[billfury]

That's a good question.  Perhaps you need some pictures?       

[resq302]

Does anything need to be rebuilt or restored?  Is there any creaking of the joints?  Has the fluids been changed out periodically?  When was the last time it was given a good tune up?   

[skip68]

Thanks Bill.    That picture was when she lost the top of her hair from a incident with a helicopter.   All better now.  Far as miles left.     I'd imagine she's got several left in her before any major service is needed.  Sorry, no Nigerian scammers trying to send me $1000.       The undercarriage is OK but showing signs of normal wear for it's age.  

[skip68]

She will be needing a tune up very soon.   Nothing has been rebuilt, she is a all original survivor.   

[BB1]

  you kill me.

Here's my bid 

[skip68]

Here's a few current pictures.  
Party Lisa, action Lisa, Lisa helping a homeless girl and snowbunny Lisa.  

[skip68]

A few more ....

[skip68]

This is me learning how to turn a body into liquid in a barrel of acid.  I'm learning the proper way of poring out the waste.   This will be Lisa if she doesn't sell.  

[Indygenerallee]

 

[lisiecki1]

Suspension looks decent, how does it ride?

Also, I really like the hidden headlight option.  Do you have any pics with them on? 

[skip68]

Suspension looks decent, how does it ride?

Also, I really like the hidden headlight option.  Do you have any pics with them on? 

Surprisingly the ride isn't that bad.  Then again, I had a huffy bicycle when I was a kid and thought it was awesome.   

[skip68]

Sorry but the headlights need new bulbs.   It's needed them since 1997. 

[lisiecki1]

 

All kidding aside, I'd really like to meet her one day, she has to have one hell of a great personality to put up with this.

[Ghoste]

Do you think the chassis could support a resto-mod?  (btw, you're lucky you don't have to get rid of the homeless girl too)

[moparstuart]

Do you think the chassis could support a resto-mod?  (btw, you're lucky you don't have to get rid of the homeless girl too)

How much for the women , How much for the little girl   



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXYzUlv0S8

[skip68]

Do you think the chassis could support a resto-mod? 

                 You know I'm really not sure.  In the right hands I think wonders can be done.   I guess it all depends on what you want out of it.  Are you looking for speed, endurance or just a nice street pounder with a bit of both?   Keep in mind the nicer you make it the more somebody might try and take it.     

[lisiecki1]

They make alarm systems for that....

[JB400]

How about a trade, straight across?

[billfury]

This is a wrong & disgusting gross picture that you should be ashamed of and not post this.



The GL is a 69 not a 68.

[skip68]

    Stroker has made the best bid so far.    

[JB400]

Ready for a night on the town?

[billfury]

Is this what you do when Lisa's not home. Boy are you going to be grounded when she comes home.

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Here is what I have to trade. This is a starter kit so when your ready you can kidnap, I mean find another woman.

[lisiecki1]

Stroker can't trade what doesn't belong to him.

[JB400]

She can handle your weapons too.

[Back N Black]

I would not disrespect my wife, just for a few laughs. 

[hawkeye]

a note to mrs. skip68.  not only do you have to put up with the indignation of having your husband auction you off on the internet, you must come to grips with the fact that he married way better than you.   but cheer up,  the time he tried to sell you will be a humorous anecdote you can tell at his funeral.

[JB400]

I would not disrespect my wife, just for a few laughs. 

I wouldn't either.  Not even a gf.  But, Skip is just a deadman walking.  I'm just waiting for the mrs to write his obituary.

[Tilar]

I would not disrespect my wife, just for a few laughs. 

I have some ex-wives you can disrespect... two daily drivers and one I only owned a few days. Feel free to disrespect any or all. 

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Chucks obituary. 

[skip68]

   I'll try and be more respectful.  No more kidding around for me for awhile.   

[JB400]

  I'll try and be more respectful.  No more kidding around for me for awhile.   

Your fingers were crossed when you wrote that, wasn't they?

[TheGhost]

What are the average maintenance costs?

[skip68]

It's been awhile already...     TheGhost, the maintenance is so low you'll be shocked.....  Bread & water are still pretty cheap.   

[Mopar Nut]

Ok, after seeing pictures, I'll double the bid.

Free shipping?

[skip68]

Free shipping in the lower 48.   

[nvrbdn]

well skip, no need to  auction the wife, the world didnt end. you wouldnt last 10 minutes without her in this world.

[JB400]

Skip, what type of replacement do you have for her?  You haven't told us what all she is good for or what it the maintenance costs are.

[Tilar]

Skip, what type of replacement do you have for her?  You haven't told us what all she is good for or what it the maintenance costs are.

He said maintenance was low. He might be trying to trade in that 40 for 2 20's?   

[JB400]

Skip, what type of replacement do you have for her?  You haven't told us what all she is good for or what it the maintenance costs are.

He said maintenance was low. He might be trying to trade in that 40 for 2 20's?   

But, how low?

[68coronetGLwannabe]

I guess my offer was unacceptable?  What is it gonna take to close the deal? Jen really needs a friend to talk to because I am a horrible listener.

[moparstuart]

I guess my offer was unacceptable?  What is it gonna take to close the deal? Jen really needs a friend to talk to because I am a horrible listener.

you starting a commune now 

[oldgold69]

is she a cheap date   does she drink beer or mixers

[JB400]

When does bidding close?  Is this a silent auction?

[jar1292]

I hear you stroker! 

[oldgold69]

when do we start getting the nigerian emails ?

[skip68]

Bidding is over.   I had a secret reserve that wasn't met.  With me bouncing all over for work out of state somebody needs to take care of the kids.   

[JB400]

Bidding is over.   I had a secret reserve that wasn't met.  With me bouncing all over for work out of state somebody needs to take care of the kids.   

Are you trying to say she is priceless then?