SO THE COOL CHIC I WORK WITH SENT ME THIS TODAY..

[hatersaurusrex]

Along the current mindset of this topic.....

Attractive gal (with a big rack) in my building comes into my office and begins to chat, and she's got a handful of peanut M&Ms.  She loses a green one on the way up to her mouth and in goes down her shirt.  I mean.....it rides her ample cleavage right to the promised land.

She maneuvers a little, lifts up the bottom of her shirt and lets the M&M drop out, and she puts it on the table.  We finish chatting and she goes, leaving it on the table.  

What would you guys have done with the M&M?  

When I was growing up it was said that the green ones represented sex.   If a girl gave you a green M&M it meant you could probably get to first base at the very least.   This girl gave you a green M&M that went through her boobs first.    

Make us proud.

[HeavyFuel]

Along the current mindset of this topic.....

Attractive gal (with a big rack) in my building comes into my office and begins to chat, and she's got a handful of peanut M&Ms.  She loses a green one on the way up to her mouth and in goes down her shirt.  I mean.....it rides her ample cleavage right to the promised land.

She maneuvers a little, lifts up the bottom of her shirt and lets the M&M drop out, and she puts it on the table.  We finish chatting and she goes, leaving it on the table.  

What would you guys have done with the M&M?  

When I was growing up it was said that the green ones represented sex.   If a girl gave you a green M&M it meant you could probably get to first base at the very least.   This girl gave you a green M&M that went through her boobs first.    

Make us proud.

Only two things stopped me....fear and no guts.   


But really, she dropped it by accident, and didn't GIVE it to me, she just left it laying there.  I'm the one that gazed upon the M&M like it was a giant emerald.

I know...it's pathetic.   

OP....sorry for the hijack...

[Dino]

Along the current mindset of this topic.....

Attractive gal (with a big rack) in my building comes into my office and begins to chat, and she's got a handful of peanut M&Ms.  She loses a green one on the way up to her mouth and in goes down her shirt.  I mean.....it rides her ample cleavage right to the promised land.

She maneuvers a little, lifts up the bottom of her shirt and lets the M&M drop out, and she puts it on the table.  We finish chatting and she goes, leaving it on the table.  

What would you guys have done with the M&M?  

When I was growing up it was said that the green ones represented sex.   If a girl gave you a green M&M it meant you could probably get to first base at the very least.   This girl gave you a green M&M that went through her boobs first.    

Make us proud.

Only two things stopped me....fear and no guts.   


But really, she dropped it by accident, and didn't GIVE it to me, she just left it laying there.  I'm the one that gazed upon the M&M like it was a giant emerald.

I know...it's pathetic.   

OP....sorry for the hijack...

  You crack me up.

[Cooter]

Yeah, that's pretty bad. Trash would be my first reaction, just to let the chick know I'm not one of those hapless, drooling, neanderthals that would eat that thing after she laid it there hoping for that very reaction....

Plus, if it looked Really good, you know she has shared it with everybody else too. Would be like licking a door knob to a public restroom IMO. But!, If your into that sorta thing.....

[HeavyFuel]

Yeah, that's pretty bad. Trash would be my first reaction, just to let the chick know I'm not one of those hapless, drooling, neanderthals that would eat that thing after she laid it there hoping for that very reaction....

Plus, if it looked Really good, you know she has shared it with everybody else too. Would be like licking a door knob to a public restroom IMO. But!, If your into that sorta thing.....

I didn't have to do anything with the M&M to look like a drooling neanderthal.......I was pretty much a basket case after I watched the candy squeeze along it's journey, which incidentally started from a dish in the next room.   

Last post on the subject......I've already killed what little cred I may have been building on this site.

[Dino]

Last post on the subject......I've already killed what little cred I may have been building on this site.

Not to worry!  Your cred was insignificant enough that this thread actually upped it a little.   

Sorry, had to, you left the door wide open.   

[JB400]

You guys are paying attention to the wrong piece of candy.  Who cares about the M&M, it's the path the M&M  followed down the other piece of candy that you should be following.  Besides, if she likes M&M's and she was that good looking, I'd stock up.  Nothing wrong with enjoying a piece of eye candy as long as that's as far as it goes.

[hatersaurusrex]

You guys are paying attention to the wrong piece of candy.  Who cares about the M&M, it's the path the M&M  followed down the other piece of candy that you should be following.  Besides, if she likes M&M's and she was that good looking, I'd stock up.  Nothing wrong with enjoying a piece of eye candy as long as that's as far as it goes.

Yeah I think a bowl of green ones on your desk might have her stopping in to chat more often. 

[odcics2]

Last post on the subject......I've already killed what little cred I may have been building on this site.

Not to worry!  Your cred was insignificant enough that this thread actually upped it a little.   

Sorry, had to, you left the door wide open.   

Careful!!  He'll get delusions of adequacy.