SO THE COOL CHIC I WORK WITH SENT ME THIS TODAY..

[GOTWING]

Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

Charger won't start, and i can't figure it out!!!

[JB400]

That's a good one

[41husk]

Thats Great!!!

[Ghoste]

I'm pretty sure my wife wrote that.

[67_Dodge_Charger]

That is great, it shows that we only need some time to think things through.  We often find we only needed to step back and do something else, the answer to the problem will come to us.

However your wife will think the world is ending because we don't want to talk. That deserves two beers please.  Robert

[Dino]

Ah you had me there for a minute until I saw 'Husband's diary'.  There ain't no such thing.   

[hatersaurusrex]

Is she hot too?

[nvrbdn]

 

[1970Moparmann]

That's a good one!   My mood is determined about car crap all the time. 

[Finn]

Lol story of my life...

[tan top]

That's a good one!   My mood is determined about car crap all the time.  

haha , yeah me too some of the time ,    

&  if i have to jack it up & put it on stands & or remove wheels , to do something , hate doing that   , always do it the day / night before ,  
so allready to go next day  

[Sublime/Sixpack]

Thanks for the chuckle. 

[marshallfry01]

That was a great one!

[GL#10]

Great Work !

[Aussie R/T]

That's women for you way over complicate things.All she had to say was want to play with these.Took my Mrs 26 years to say that and made my day.

[GOTWING]

BTW yes she is HOT 

[hatersaurusrex]

BTW yes she is HOT 

I had a feeling... 'Cool Chick I work with' is usually code for 'This chick at work I'd really like to bone'

[Vainglory, Esq.]

BTW yes she is HOT 

I had a feeling... 'Cool Chick I work with' is usually code for 'This chick at work I'd really like to bone'

This.

[HeavyFuel]

Along the current mindset of this topic.....

Attractive gal (with a big rack) in my building comes into my office and begins to chat, and she's got a handful of peanut M&Ms.  She loses a green one on the way up to her mouth and in goes down her shirt.  I mean.....it rides her ample cleavage right to the promised land.

She maneuvers a little, lifts up the bottom of her shirt and lets the M&M drop out, and she puts it on the table.  We finish chatting and she goes, leaving it on the table.   

What would you guys have done with the M&M?   

[JB400]

 

[Dino]

What would you guys have done with the M&M?   

Do what every gentleman would do of course!  Return it to the promised land.   

[HeavyFuel]

Yeah.....how many folks on this site do you figure are gentlemen?

[Dino]

Yeah.....how many folks on this site do you figure are gentlemen?

A lot of them...they just don't post much that's all.   

[HeavyFuel]

Yeah.....how many folks on this site do you figure are gentlemen?

A lot of them...they just don't post much that's all.   

That's probably true..........you know what that says about us.

[Dino]

Yeah.....how many folks on this site do you figure are gentlemen?

A lot of them...they just don't post much that's all.   

That's probably true..........you know what that says about us.

Pretty much that we are full of it.  But I'd still take that green M&M to the promised land!  Oh yeah!