Anyone like wild turkey and coke

[moparstuart]

 

[67_Dodge_Charger]

Did he DUCK?

[PocketThunder]

One time my Grandpa was leaving town to head back to the farm and as he got out of town a police car turn and followed him.  They drove for a few miles and my Grandpa knew he wasnt speeding so he just drove along and wham!  A turkey walked out into the road and it tried to fly off just as my Grandpa truck barely hit him.  The turkey went up over the cab and hit the police car behind him.  The cop immediately pulled my Grandpa over and walked up to the car.  My Grandpa says to him, "what did i do?"  The cops says, you flipped me the bird.   

[JB400]

 

[Fred]

I wonder if the driver gave him mouth to mouth? He must have been close enough.

[oldgold69]

i like my wild turkey in a different glass

[Fred]

i like my wild turkey in a different glass

[charger Downunder]

That's funny i am here sipping on my Wild Turkey Rare Breed  Bourbon whiskey and then i see this thread.