Will it all be over tomorrow

[Fred]

According to the Mayans, the world is going to end tomorrow (12th)
As I'm a day ahead of you I'll be sure to let you know if it does. 

[JB400]

How will you be able to tell us?

[A383Wing]

the ending was changed to the 21st...we got a few more days left

Bryan

[JB400]

Maybe O---- will bail us out

[Fred]

Oh that's a pity. I was looking forward to it tomorrow.

[JB400]

Until then, enjoy life

[Fred]

Ok, I will take the Charger out for a good long cruise. It's been too long since I last had it out two days ago.

You too.

[JB400]

Will do.

[skip68]

Why do I have a feeling some people will wake up in jail on the 22nd?      
You know there has to be some idiots that will believe the world's ending and start looting or something.   

[TruckDriver]

Actually, they found another Mayan Callender that goes on well past 2012, this past summer. And now the world wont end for the foreseeable future.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/11/ancient-mayan-calendar-discovered-with-no-mention-of-the-end-of-the-world-in-2012_n_1508845.html


"Archaeologists have unearthed an ancient Mayan mural believed to be a calendar projecting events some 7,000 years into the future – thus contradicting doomsday warnings predicting the end of the world this December.

The excavation took place in the Guatemalan forest on the outskirts of Xultún and saw the mural revealed on the walls of an ancient house.

Featuring colourful portraits of the king, the wall also contains complex mathematical calculations, believed to be calendar and astronomy predictions with a 2.5million day timespan.

Excavation leader William Saturno told National Geographic News: "It's important to understand that the ancient Maya predicted the world would continue. That was their point. They didn't predict the end of the world.

"There would be cycles, new beginnings—but never endings. That's what's going on in this room. The numbers on the walls are calculations of when the same cosmic events would happen in the future.

"The Maya were looking for a guarantee that nothing would change. We keep looking for endings. It's an entirely different mind-set."

One interpretation of the Mayan prophecy has stated the world will come to a sudden, cataclysmic end in 2012, with media, internet forums, Hollywood and pop culture perpetuating the belief.

Not everyone has been so sure, however. Last year, Sven Gronemeyer of Australia's La Trobe University said that his interpretation of certain hieroglyphs indicate that though 21 December 2012 is an important date for the ancient Mayan people, it won't necessarily be apocalyptic.

"The date acquired a symbolic value because it is seen as a reflection of the day of creation," Gronemeyer said whilst at an archaeological site in Palenque, Mexico. "It is the passage of a god and not necessarily a great leap for humanity."

His research shows that 21/12/2012 heralds the arrival of the Mayan god of creation and war, Bolon Yokte, 5,125 years after Mayan Long Count calendar began back in 3113 B.C.

His reappearance on earth is meant to indicate a new era on the planet, but not a destructive one."

[billfury]

O good another 7,000 more years. My charger should be done by then.

[projectanimal]

I guess I better finish my Christmas shopping then!!!  Hahaha 

[mrsskip68]

 

[JB400]

Why do I have a feeling some people will wake up in jail on the 22nd?      

Are you predicting your own future?

[bakerhillpins]

[Cooter]

O good another 7,000 more years. My charger should be done by then.

[JB400]

O good another 7,000 more years. My charger should be done by then.

Maybe I'll have posted more pics of my car by then

[TUFCAT]

Now that's funny! 

[Fred]

Actually, they found another Mayan Callender that goes on well past 2012, this past summer. And now the world wont end for the foreseeable future.

OMG! you're telling me this now..............after I spent all my money. 

[chargermike]

sorry but there was no leap year...when the calender was made......so we would have already been dead.....just a thought. but i will come and pick up any charger for free if you think its going to end. please have title signed. or daytona or super bird. hell i will take them all

[F8-4life]

The city got on my azz about moving my rustbucket 68 coronet, they gave me untill the 12th to move it. lol

[Fred]

The city got on my azz about moving my rustbucket 68 coronet, they gave me untill the 12th to move it. lol

[Ghoste]

The end of time wasn't nearly as dramatic as I thought it would it be.

[Dino]

Am I dead now?

[twodko]

We're saved! We're saved!

[Silver R/T]

In the afterlife I want to be a pigeon, so I can fly and shit on my boss's car windshield.

[Fred]

If I could............I'd poop on my ex.

[JB400]

If I could............I'd poop on my ex.

Ex marks the spot 

[Darkman]

Why wait until the afterlife?

One of our ex employees when "let go" took a dump if the windshield vents of the boss's car on his way out the office