Answer the question with a question

[polywideblock]

so ice must really suck then ?


                                                            who said cows can't dance       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZixgIE3WShk

[Mopar Nut]

Isn't cow tipping worst than ice on a cow?



                             Have you ever been cow tipping dyslexic?

[JB400]

How well does a cow tip?

[Mopar Nut]

Wouldn't that depend on the service?

[polywideblock]

where would a cow keep her change ? 

[JB400]

Did you ask the bull?

[polywideblock]

the steer would have a better idea wouldn't it ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Isn't cow tipping worst than ice on a cow?



                             Have you ever been cow tipping dyslexic?

Has anyone here....ever even seen a cow up close?





                                             Sorry about being out of order......just had to answer this.

                                             A small breed-maybe 800-900LBs......Holsteins weigh 1200. You just do not move something like that easily. Especially when one of the [expletive deleted] is standing on your foot. You wouldn't want to tip one anyway......can twist one of the stomachs, or the uterus. So no tipping allowed.

                                             Now, back to the regular scheduled nonsense.

[polywideblock]

yes ugly brutes aren't they ?



                                                    so gymnastics are out 

[dyslexic teddybear]

do think a cow could be smart?







                                               Gymnastics?


                                               We did need to move a down cow, usually during calving, you'd need to get them into a better position. Think 1000lb of jello in a plastic bag. Kinda resists movement. And when it does move, it's not in the direction you want . Or rolls back. Or splatters you with various waste products. Fun, fun, fun. 

[Mopar Nut]

Would a laughing cow be funny?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Would you believe I felt I was often being laughed at?

[dual fours]

Maybe it was your cold hands, did she look like this?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Perhaps it wasn't quite so obvious.....would you believe it felt like that?

[polywideblock]

isn't stuff coming out of cows  when their making that face ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Can you believe the volume of fluid that can come is incredible?

[polywideblock]

definitely tap on or tap off isn't it?

[dyslexic teddybear]

plus, you do realize there is 2 kinds of fluid, drool and snot?

[polywideblock]

 just how close to this cow were you ? 

                                                                    always looked the same to me 

[dyslexic teddybear]

you need to get close to milk don't you?




 

                                                 Trust me, one's much, much worse.

[polywideblock]

with a super sucker or by hand ?

[Mopar Nut]

Are you sure you're milking a cow and not a bull?

[polywideblock]

that's easy to pick isn't it?

                                                                      cows give milk and bulls give cream 

[dyslexic teddybear]

Isn't it......four on one and one on the other?

[polywideblock]

that and cows don't get quit as excited when you grab their teats, right ?