Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

is it waiting to be cooked?

[Mopar Nut]

Who's cooking the chow?

[Fred]

are there any volunteer's?

[Mopar Nut]

Who's the better cook?

[Fred]

will we have to have a cook off to find out?

[polywideblock]

only one cook here so i'd have to be the best ,right ?

[Fred]

so can we all come to your place?

[polywideblock]

I get my meat put on the BBQ first and taken off last , do you like cremated food ?

[Fred]

will I have to eat it out of an urn?

[polywideblock]

do you like jerky ?

[Mopar Nut]

Do you make homemade jerky?

[tsmithae]

Who's doing the jerking?

[burnout.dawg]

Is there a jerk on this forum site?

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What makes you think there could only be one?

[burnout.dawg]

I suspect there are many...wouldn't you agree?

[polywideblock]

would that be a mater of perspective ?

[burnout.dawg]

Who's perspective matters more?

[tsmithae]

Hadn't we agreed to get along?

[burnout.dawg]

Aren't we getting along?

[Fred]

couldn't we get down and dirty instead?

[polywideblock]

are you playing in the mud ?

[Fred]

I was thinking of coming down the chimney, do you think Santa will mind?

[polywideblock]

won't that  put the fire out ?     

[Fred]

will that make me a volunteer fire fighter?

[polywideblock]

how much scrub can you cover ?