Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

are you batting for a good time?

[polywideblock]

am I looking for a good time with my bat ?   



                                                              hope the previous post  don't change when i'm posting 

[Fred]

can you have a good time with your bat?



                          shit happens!      

[djcarguy]

 WITH THE RIGHT PREP AN LUBE YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YA SHORT STOP PARTNER AN BAT,CANT YA??   

[Mopar Nut]

wanna have a good time with a old bat?

[burnout.dawg]

Are old bats any fun?

[tsmithae]

Depends,  are these old bats corked?

[polywideblock]

don't old bats dry out ?

[burnout.dawg]

Can't they be lubricated?

[polywideblock]

long strand grease ?

[burnout.dawg]

Wouldn't KY be enough? 

[polywideblock]

would that depend on how dry it was ?

[Mopar Nut]

How dry is it?

[Fred]

has it turned to dust?

[JB400]

Can we just mix it with water?

[Fred]

would that create a quagmire?

[djcarguy]

  DiD YOU CHECK TO SEE IF the Depends are still dry???   

[Fred]

I'm not going there, are you?

[JB400]

Do you mind if I just let someone else do it instead?

[tsmithae]

Isn't that what the nurses are for?

[JB400]

Is the nurse willing to do it though?

[Fred]

would she do it if we paid her?

[JB400]

Did she set her limits?

[Fred]

is she reaching for the moon?

[JB400]

Would she also be reaching for the cow that jumped over the moon?