Answer the question with a question

[polywideblock]

aren't a few germs good for you ?

[Fred]

can a wooden head pick up germs?

[polywideblock]

depends where its been doesn't it ?

[JB400]

Did you let the dog dig it up from the backyard again?

[Fred]

wasn't it stuck on the door handle?

[polywideblock]

so it'll be touched all the time ?

[JB400]

Why don't you put it in a museum where it won't be touched?

[polywideblock]

where's the fun in that ?

[Fred]

I'd rather keep it in my pants and take my chances, wouldn't you?

[polywideblock]

as long as its at the ready that's all that really counts isn't it ?

[JB400]

Do you have a cowgirl to ride it?

[Fred]

don't I have a charger I can ride in?

[polywideblock]

I can live in hope can't I ?



                                 no cow girls round here more beach bimbo's or hippy chicks

[JB400]

Wouldn't it be best not to get caught up in your fantasies?

You have no idea what your missing.   Got to have a 4x4 to get one though.

[polywideblock]

everything in moderation ,right ?

[Fred]

but what if you can't catch anything else?



                                           don't we call them surfer chicks?

[JB400]

Can't you at least catch a cold?

Nothing wrong with beach bunnies

[Fred]

wouldn't I need to touch a germed up door handle?

[polywideblock]

could you wear gloves ?

                                                 

[Fred]

are you trying to stop me from catching a cold?

[polywideblock]

do you want to catch a cold ?

[JB400]

Would you rather catch it hot?

[Fred]

some like it hot, don't they?

[polywideblock]

don't they say cold hands warm heart ?

[Fred]

couldn't you have warm hands if you put on gloves?