Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Will you answer the door if someone knocks?

Welcome to the 1000 post club, Burnout

[Fred]

should you peek out the window first?

[polywideblock]

if you drilled the hole in the door could you peek and see ?

[burnout.dawg]

Would you pretend to not be at home?

[polywideblock]

you could if you wanted to couldn't you ?

[Fred]

if you weren't home, would you have to pretend?

[burnout.dawg]

Could you pretend to be home?

[JB400]

Isn't the heart at home?

[Fred]

or is home where the heart is?

[polywideblock]

does that mean that homeless are heatless ?

[JB400]

Isn't it the heartless that make the homeless homeless?

[Fred]

if you have a big heart, does that mean you have a big home?

[JB400]

Would you want to maintain a big home?


Is the site slow tonight, or is it my connection?

[Fred]

could someone else do it for you?


                                        it's excruciatingly slow..........thought it was my IP.

[JB400]

Can you afford it?



Glad it's not only me

[Fred]

would they do it for peanuts?

[JB400]

Are you having an elephant clean your house?

[Fred]

would that be a bit like a bull in a china shop?

[JB400]

Which one does a better job cleaning?

[Fred]

should I have a go at doing it myself?

[JB400]

Are you that bored?

[Fred]

I'm collecting coloured bottles, why should I be bored? 

[JB400]

How could you get bored collecting blue bottles?

[polywideblock]

wouldn't you get stung collecting blue bottles ?

[JB400]

Wouldn't the challenge be to not get stung while collecting them?