Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Is the plane cleared for take off?

[burnout.dawg]

Is the pilot a redhead?

[JB400]

Monkeys are flying the plane.  They're used to paddling boats.  The flight attendant is a redhead.  Will she satisfy your needs?

[polywideblock]

is she an old fashioned flight attendant?(i'm mandy fly me)

[JB400]

Is that what you'd like this girl to say to you?

[polywideblock]

hell yea! if it was a newage flight attendant theres every chance you'd here hi my name is tim, right?

[JB400]

Would you prefer a guy flight attendant instead?

[polywideblock]

i'll be right ,what about you?

[Fred]

can I sit next to the exit?

[polywideblock]

planning on a quick exit?

[JB400]

Would you rather take a boat to the Mediterranean instead of a plane?

[Fred]

is it safe to go by boat?

[JB400]

If I tell you there are enough life boats and you give you a life jacket, will you feel safe?

[polywideblock]

will the monkeys get out of hand on such a long trip?

[Fred]

who says the trip is long?

[JB400]

Was a long trip even mentioned?

[polywideblock]

is a trip to the  mediterranian a short trip then?

[Fred]

the quickest way would be to get shot out of a cannon wouldn't it?

[JB400]

What do we have to land on that is soft enough for a soft landing?

[Fred]

should we put our heads together and work on that?

[JB400]

My head is too hard and I'd prefer not to land on it.  Would a cloud be more better?

[Fred]

should we try landing on our backsides?     (that would be the only soft area on my body)

[JB400]

Wouldn't you risk breaking your tail bone?

[Fred]

if it's damaged, would it still be ok to make a soup with it?

[JB400]

What kind of soup are we making?