Answer the question with a question

[Ram07]

maybe I should have asked more questions?

[oldgold69]

would you get the answers you seek?

[Ram07]

I think so, you guys are smart cookies, right?

[JB400]

Isn't that the way the cookie crumbles?

[oldgold69]

thought it was how fortune cookie crumble?

[JB400]

What's the difference between the way a regular cookie crumbles and a fortune cookie crumbles?

[oldgold69]

dont like ethnic food?

[JB400]

What is ethnic food?

Everything around here is the same thing except it has different sauces on it.  All of our chinese restaraunts serve mostly fried chicken.  What sauce do you like on it?  The mexicans got deported.  This is in Misery.

[Ram07]

I think sweet and sour is best....no?

[oldgold69]

your in misery? got gas?

[JB400]

No I don't, would you fill my car up with gas for me?

[mrsskip68]

How big is your tank?

[skip68]

Is it big enough for sweet & sour pork fried rice?   

[mrsskip68]

Do you want soy sauce?

[JB400]

Do I have any other choices with my sweet and sour pork with rice?

[skip68]

I'd say no, what do you think?   
Side note, it's been sour since 1985.

[JB400]

Why haven't you sweetened things up?

[oldgold69]

don't you want it spiced up  or does that burn?

[JB400]

Are you spicing up a marriage or a chicken?



I was talking chicken

[nvrbdn]

why would you spice up your marriage with chicken?

[oldgold69]

what you choke your own chicken?

[Old Moparz]

It is better than chicken mcnuggets, isn't it?

[nvrbdn]

how many mcnuggets does a regular chicken have?

[JB400]

How big is the chicken?

[Old Moparz]

Does it have to be bigger than a bread box?