Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

Isn't he always by my side?

[polywideblock]

is he like the monkey on your back?

[Fred]

or maybe he's more like a thorn in my side?

[JB400]

Aren't you glad it's not a thorn if your foot?

[Fred]

what would that feel like?

[JB400]

Would you like to find out?

[Fred]

couldn't you find out for me?

[JB400]

I already know how good it feels.  Isn't it your turn to find out?

[polywideblock]

couldn't you just tell him?

[JB400]

Why don't you tell him?

[Fred]

can somebody please tell me?

[JB400]

Wouldn't you prefer a first hand experience?

[Fred]

do you have a hand to spare?

                                   and while you're down there     

[JB400]

Would you like to be dealt a new hand?

[Fred]

will it be the winning hand?

[JB400]

Isn't every hand a winner?

[Fred]

would you prefer a slow hand?

[JB400]

Does it come with an easy touch?

[Fred]

is it gloved?

[JB400]

What kind of glove would you like?

[Fred]

I rule with an iron fist so do you suppose a gauntlet would do the trick?

[JB400]

Isn't there always someone with a bigger hammer?

[Fred]

how many flies can you squat with a bigger hammer?

[polywideblock]

how quick are you with hammer?flies are quick

[Fred]

would I be right to guess none?