Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

should we try being drunk as skunks instead?


                                                     I'm the first to admit two heads a better than one.

[JB400]

I don't stink like one, do you?

[Fred]

like a skunk or a drunk? 

[JB400]

Is there much of a difference?

[Fred]

doesn't a skunk have a white stripe down its back?

[JB400]

Not always.  The ones without the stripe are the ones that are hard to spot late at night.  Have you seen one without the stripe?

[Fred]

you mean the scum that comes out of the woodwork?

[JB400]

Didn't you call the maid to do the housework?

[Fred]

didn't I have to give her the flick?

[JB400]

Why didn't you get a replacement first?

[Fred]

I tried but nobody would have me??   

[dyslexic teddybear]

and whos fault is that?

[Fred]

do you want to hear my side of the story?

[dyslexic teddybear]

will it make me want to ?

[JB400]

Does your story have a happy ending?

[Fred]

is there such a thing?

[JB400]

Are you saying a person hardly ever lives happily ever after?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you have never heard of getting a happy ending?

[Fred]

isn't that for fairy tales?

[JB400]

I've heard of it, but does it happen?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you have to be careful where you ask for one....understand?

[Fred]

can we ask the brothers Grimm?

[JB400]

Where's a good place to get one?

[Fred]

where's a good place to get two?

[dyslexic teddybear]

how much are you willing to pay?