Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

Why won't the flies leave you alone?

[polywideblock]

wouldn't that depend on what made you sticky?

[Fred]

Did you get tangled up in fly paper?

[polywideblock]

what's fly paper?

[Fred]

Also know as fly ribbon, have you never heard of it?

(you hang it from the ceiling and the flies fly into it and stick to it. Whenit's full, you take it down and chuck it out. It's sticky as hell)

[JB400]

Don't it chew like taffy?

[Fred]

It's libel to glue your gums together, do you want that?

[JB400]

Wouldn't that be best for an excessive talker?

[Fred]

but how are they going to catch flies with their gums stuck together?

[JB400]

Shall we give them a fly swatter instead?

[Fred]

how do you come up with these good ideas?

[JB400]

Shouldn't someone be smart enough to figure these things out?

[Fred]

will you be our leader?

[polywideblock]

is that lord of the flies?

[Fred]

only if he can swing fly paper without sticking to it. Do you think he can?

[polywideblock]

i remember them from when i was a kid, can anyone?

[JB400]

Remember what?

[polywideblock]

what was i talking about again?

[Fred]

I do........reply #2229

should you use fly paper in the toilet?

[polywideblock]

are you going for a home done Brazilian?

[Fred]

    should I risk the pain?

[polywideblock]

don't they say no pain no gain?

[Fred]

but what would I gain?

[polywideblock]

would it be a nice  clean crack?

[Fred]

have you got a mirror?