Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Ask what?

[Fred]

did you want to ask me something?

[JB400]

Not really, but would you like me to anyway?

[Fred]

would I make you do anything you didn't want to?

[JB400]

Shouldn't he get to choose what he does unless he screws up at it?

[Fred]

what screws are you talking about?

[JB400]

Don't you think the loose screws should be tightened up?

[Fred]

who's screws are loose?

[JB400]

Not mine, are yours?

[A6USMC]

Who's screwing who?

[JB400]

Who's screwing who?

Should we ask the Mrs or the girlfriend?

[Fred]

are you sure yoy want to go there?

[JB400]

Well, which direction would you like this thread to go?

[Fred]

am I the right person to ask?

[oldgold69]

I thought this thread didn't go anywhere?

[Fred]

should I take it for a walk?

[JB400]

Do you have a leash and collar for it?

[Fred]

couldn't I just take it by the hand?

[JB400]

Are your hands full?

[Fred]

what would I be carrying?

[JB400]

Shouldn't you be carrying your own weight?

[Fred]

don't I have the weight of the world on my shoulders?

[JB400]

Are you saying your a world leader or a modern Atlas?

[Fred]

am I just the bearer of bad news?

[JB400]

Can you give me the good news first?