Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

When did one size ever fit anyone?

[JB400]

Does that make it universal?

[Fred]

Or does that make it rubbish?

[JB400]

If it's rubbish, why make it?

[dual fours]

Isn't there money to be made in making rubbish?

[Fred]

Are you saying people are silly enough to pay for it?

[JB400]

Could it be bought with fool's gold?

[Fred]

What does "fool's gold" look like?

[JB400]

Do you know what pyrite looks like?

[Fred]

Yeah...they have a peg leg and a parrot on their shoulder...right?

[DeltaV]

Which shoulder?

[JB400]

Is a pirate still a pirate if the parrot is on his left shoulder?

[DeltaV]

Is that akin to whether the earring is in the left or right ear?

[Fred]

Or the eye patch over the right or left eye??

[JB400]

Is it possible to have a lopsided pirate?

[DeltaV]

The ones with a peg leg?

[Fred]

What if he has to peg legs?

[DeltaV]

Are the two peg legs symmetrical?

[Fred]

Is he's gait uneven?

[JB400]

Anybody have a camera so we can tape him?

[Fred]

Tape him to the camera do you mean?

[JB400]

  Can a pirate hold the camera steady?

[Fred]

Would  he want to take a selfie?

[will]

Wouldn't the SEALS kill the pirates outright?

[DeltaV]

Would they take pictures too?