Answer the question with a question

[DeltaV]

Can't you lose them because they put you in the home?

[JB400]

Do you get nuts when you lose your marbles?

[BDF]

Wouldn't you lose your marbles if you lost your nuts?

[JB400]

Which would you look for first?

[DeltaV]

Would you need help looking?

[BDF]

Are there squirrels nearby?

[Fred]

Not here.....are there any where you are??

[DeltaV]

I have way too many, would like some of them?

[JB400]

What colours of squirrels do you have?

Bunch of reds here with a few greys

[dyslexic teddybear]

do you prefer a certain color?

[JB400]

Don't they all taste the same?

[BDF]

Don't the grey ones taste slightly nuttier?

[DeltaV]

Do they taste better with Pace Picante Sauce?

[Fred]

or do they taste better with ice cream?

[JB400]

Shall we fry up some ice cream and some squirrel and serve them with Picante sauce?

[Fred]

will we get a tummy ache afterwards?

[Old Moparz]

will we get a tummy ache afterwards?

Maybe, but does a punch to the gut count as a tummy ache?

[Fred]

Should we put it to the test? 

[DeltaV]

Are you volunteering?

[Fred]

Would that be the sane thing to do?

[440]

When has that ever stopped you before?

[lisiecki1]

Who needs sanity, really?

[Fred]

Does it make a difference to you mind?

[JB400]

Can you ask your own mind from a 3rd person perspective?

[Fred]

Yes but will I be in trouble if it answers back?