Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Which way is she facing?

[DeltaV]

Is she standing or laying down?

[JB400]

Which would you prefer?

[DeltaV]

Can I try each and then tell you?

[Fred]

Would it be ok if I tried on your behalf ??

[DeltaV]

Are you up to the task?

[JB400]

What makes you think I'm not up to it?

[Fred]

Is this a trick question?

[JB400]

Would you prefer the treat instead?

[Fred]

What sort of treat did you have in mind??

       (it's not skip dancing in his underwear again is it?..........not sure I can take it.............he's aged a fair bit since)   

[JB400]

Do you have a preference?


  Probably gained a pound or two as well. I doubt if I'd have the stomach to post it. 

[Fred]

 

Can you surprise me instead?

[JB400]

Would you like it wrapped up with a bow?

[Fred]

better that than (wrapped in) boxer shorts right?

[JB400]

Would a thong be worse?

[Fred]

could it possibly be any better?

[JB400]

Would more than one thong be better?

[Fred]

Have you got the right sex?

[JB400]

Do you really want to see a guy in a thong?

[Fred]

Can I sleep on it?

[JB400]

Will you be able to?

[Fred]

Would a stiff drink help?

[JB400]

Is it stiff enough to keep it from going up a straw?

[Fred]

Couldn't I just tip it back?

[DeltaV]

Why not use a funnel?