Answer the question with a question

[will]

what about the billyclub?

[polywideblock]

is that like a sap ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Can you use a sap as you would a billyclub?

[polywideblock]

what about a fish killer ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

 would one work better?

[polywideblock]

would that depend on whether your killing fish ?

[JB400]

Are you getting attacked by fish?

[polywideblock]

what if I just want to kill them  ?

[DeltaV]

for sport?

[polywideblock]

is it still sport if you eat them ?

[DeltaV]

with spicy salsa?

[polywideblock]

what about  beer batter deep fried with chips ? 

[DeltaV]

and wrapped with thick slices of wonderful bacon?

[polywideblock]

the fish or the chips ?

[DeltaV]

why not both bundled together?

[polywideblock]

so is bacon like cheese ?


                                           everything tastes better with 

[DeltaV]

the real or the imitations?

[polywideblock]

do they make imitation bacon ?

[DeltaV]

yes, why would anyone buy it?

[polywideblock]

is it halal ? 

[dyslexic teddybear]

Isn't the term "intimation bacon" an insult to the supreme sacrifice a pig makes to provide the worlds most perfect food? 

[polywideblock]

could you just take a leg and let the pig live ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you didn't know that is not where bacon comes from?

[polywideblock]

ham ,bacon aren't you splitting hairs ?

[Mopar Nut]

Are you using a razor?

          Where's JB400?