Answer the question with a question

[polywideblock]

or was it an accident ?

[JB400]

What did you do this time?

[polywideblock]

if I tell, it won't be a secret anymore will it ?

[440]

Is your secret safe with us?

[polywideblock]

is a secret ever safe ?

[440]

How do you know if it's not?

[DeltaV]

Isn't a secret something that only one person knows?

[polywideblock]

what if there were two people in the room ?

[440]

Were they up to no good ?

[polywideblock]

is that the secret ?

[DeltaV]

Is there more than one door to choose?

[JB400]

How many doors do you see?

[polywideblock]

is this where you say " give me the cleaver man " ? 

[dyslexic teddybear]

can't you say anything you want?

[polywideblock]

but would it make sense ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

It would to you, wouldn't it?

[polywideblock]

do drunks understand themselves ?

[DeltaV]

do drunks understand each other?

[polywideblock]

is there a universal language ?

[JB400]

Math?

[polywideblock]

does it come with a translator ?

[JB400]

Can you understand what the translator is saying?

[polywideblock]

do we need and interpreter for the translator ? 

[DeltaV]

for math?

[JB400]

Would you prefer a tutor instead?