Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

Who wants to be the first to find out? 

[JB400]

Are you asking "Who wants to be the guinea pig?"

[Fred]

Do you have to be a guinea pig to find out?

[JB400]

Have you asked a gerbil?

[Fred]

Could I just be myself?

[polywideblock]

which one ? 

[JB400]

Is there something that prevents you from being so?

[Fred]

could it be my other half?

which one ? 

[polywideblock]

what's Mrs Fred got to do with it ?

[Fred]

what hasn't she got to do with it?

[polywideblock]

didn't you blame your other half ?   

[Fred]

was that me?

[polywideblock]

could it have been someone else ? 

[Fred]

Do two halves make one or just two halves?

[polywideblock]

all depends on what you use for glue doesn't it ?

[JB400]

Do we have to use glue?

[polywideblock]

are you going for a graft ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Might you could try Velcro?

[polywideblock]

don't you hate that sound ? 

[dyslexic teddybear]

I can think of worse sounds.......can you?

[polywideblock]

does nails down a blackboard come to mind ?

[440]

What if you don't have a blackboard?

[Fred]

how would nails down your back work?

[dyslexic teddybear]

wouldn't it depend on whose nails?

[Fred]

you don't think I was talking about a bed of nails, do you?