Answer the question with a question

[Crabtree charger]

Would it make the beer better if the bar maid had large boobs spilling out of her blouse?

[polywideblock]

if her boobs are spilling what will she do with the beer ?

[Crabtree charger]

Will she drink it too?

[polywideblock]

off the floor ?   

[Crabtree charger]

out of my lap?

[polywideblock]

does she dance there too ?

[Mopar Nut]

Do you have enough dollar bills?

[polywideblock]

wouldn't a 20 get you where you want to be a lot quicker ?

[Mopar Nut]

Wouldn't a $20 give her the wrong impression?

[polywideblock]

could the wrong impression be the right impression ?

[JB400]

Why are you playing with petty cash?

[polywideblock]

is it really playing when someone's working ?   

[JB400]

Do you get pleasure from the hard work of others?

[polywideblock]

didn't you get pleasure and hard mixed up ?   

[Mopar Nut]

Should I even ask?   

[polywideblock]

are you easily shocked ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Does being "shocked" require electricity?

[polywideblock]

what if your a bad conductor ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Clean your terminals?

[polywideblock]

does that make a good contact ? 

[dyslexic teddybear]

Well.......if your are cleaning it with a wire brush......it would have an effect, wouldn't it?

[polywideblock]

what about a brillo pad ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Wouldn't that have about the same affect?

[Mopar Nut]

Would steel wool have the same affect?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Maybe.......you would try it to find out for us?