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Started by JB400, December 09, 2012, 03:04:23 AM

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polywideblock

#14375
April 08, 2014, 10:43:49 PM
isn't the GPS tracker what your wife slips in your stuff before you go out so she can keep tabs on you ?  :scratchchin:


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

Mopar Nut

#14376
April 09, 2014, 02:10:55 AM
I thought that was a ball and chain, could I be wrong?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14377
April 09, 2014, 03:51:47 AM
don't you notice it dragging behind you ?


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

Mopar Nut

#14378
April 09, 2014, 09:11:34 AM
Wouldn't it be better to pick it up and carry it?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14379
April 09, 2014, 01:06:39 PM
the ball and chain or the wife ?


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

Mopar Nut

#14380
April 10, 2014, 02:08:30 AM
Could we carry the ex-wife to the curb?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14381
April 10, 2014, 02:47:10 AM
ex wife , what ex wife  :misbehaving:


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

Mopar Nut

#14382
April 10, 2014, 09:00:55 AM
Should we have left her at the altar?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

RoscoePColtrain

#14383
April 10, 2014, 10:38:55 AM
What if she comes back, like in "Kill Bill"?

polywideblock

#14384
April 10, 2014, 01:24:36 PM
could you get a dog ?   


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

Mopar Nut

#14385
April 10, 2014, 02:00:14 PM
What about dating a new girlfriend?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

dual fours

#14386
April 10, 2014, 08:17:48 PM
Would that be like a "Best if used by" date?
1970 Dodge Charger SE, 383 Magnum, dual fours, Winter's shifter and racing transmission.

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polywideblock

#14387
April 10, 2014, 10:55:50 PM
the dog or the girlfriend ?  :icon_smile_big:


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

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#14388
April 10, 2014, 11:35:34 PM
Isn't a dog a man's best friend?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14389
April 10, 2014, 11:39:38 PM
if it drools like that it can be friends at a distance don't you think ?


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

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#14390
April 10, 2014, 11:50:44 PM
Would you pet a drooling dog?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14391
April 10, 2014, 11:52:53 PM
whats a little drool between friends ? 

                                                                owned a neo mastiff  :yesnod:  he used to carry his own towel tucked in his collar


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

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#14392
April 10, 2014, 11:57:45 PM
what about a drooling girlfriend?


                            How big are those dogs?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14393
April 11, 2014, 02:20:58 AM
is that like a dribbling girl friend ?

                                                              Winston was 78 KG ( about 170 LB )  but he was spoiled and got lots of treats  :shruggy:


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

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#14394
April 12, 2014, 02:31:34 AM
Can your girlfriend dribble a basketball?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14395
April 12, 2014, 02:33:03 AM
maybe on one ?


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

JB400

#14396
April 12, 2014, 02:45:00 AM
Does she even know what one is?

Mopar Nut

#14397
April 12, 2014, 03:18:42 AM
Would she be a keeper if she could dribble?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14398
April 12, 2014, 05:10:01 AM
could it be a sign of disease ?


  and 71 GA4  383 magnum  SE

Mopar Nut

#14399
April 13, 2014, 01:12:32 AM
Wouldn't you be more worried if she was foaming at the mouth?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."
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