Answer the question with a question

[dual fours]

Can we call Slick Toes Tina, doesn't she deal cards with her feet?

[polywideblock]

so you don't mind toe jam on your cards ?

[dual fours]

Would it be one of the fruity flavor's?

[polywideblock]

it would have a nice aroma wouldn't it ?

[dual fours]

we couldn't say this deck of cards stink could we?

[polywideblock]

we could but who would believe you ?

[Mopar Nut]

Who would volunteer to smell the cards?

[polywideblock]

I think i'll leave that honour to you, aren't I kind ?

[dual fours]

If the cards stink, then the other players may hold there hand away from there chest just enough to catch a glimpse of what there holding, that would give you an edge
and that would not be cheating, right? 

[JB400]

Is it wrong to cheat?

I once played a hand of dominos by showing everyone what I had.  I was first one out

[Mopar Nut]

I don't mind being in the dark, don't you?

[polywideblock]

don't you prefer it with the light on ?

[JB400]

Don't that spoil the surprise?

[Mopar Nut]

what if that she was a he?

[polywideblock]

who gets the surprise ?

[JB400]

Whose name is on the gift tag?

[polywideblock]

how do you read a gift tag in the dark , is it in braille ?

[Mopar Nut]

Will someone touch it for me?

[JB400]

Why won't you touch it? Scared?

[dual fours]

it does feel bumpy, could be warts?

[polywideblock]

see you should have had the lights on shouldn't you ?

[Mopar Nut]

Hey, get your hands off my knee?

[polywideblock]

do you have a visitor ?

[JB400]

Who else is here?

[Mopar Nut]

Just watching TV, what about you?