Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Do you have the equipment to be able to do that?

[Fred]

Will a lathe do the job?

[JB400]

Do you know how to use it?

[Fred]

I certainly do, want to come and watch?

[JB400]

Sure, when is a good time?

[Fred]

would anytime suit you?

[JB400]

Would sometime be more convenient?

[Fred]

Aren't some things a big inconvenience?

[JB400]

Don't that only happen when you least expect them?

[Fred]

are you expecting someone?

[JB400]

Doesn't the nosy neighbor always show up unannounced?

[Fred]

does he ever.......can you lock your doors?

[JB400]

Should they lock automaticly after you close them?

[Fred]

will they open automatically too?

[JB400]

Wouldn't they open automaticly for the nosey neighbor as well?

[Fred]

 should get a mad pound dog instead?

[JB400]

Wouldn't the neighbor friend the dog?

[Fred]

can you befriend a mad pound dog?

[JB400]

Would giving him a ham bone with some ham left on it work?

[Fred]

will you include your hand?

[JB400]

Does he shake too?

[Fred]

do you want to get one that can high five?

[JB400]

Might as well. He might as well know how to fetch a tinny as well, don't you agree?

[Fred]

should we teach him to take out the trash as well?

[JB400]

Can he do all my chores and not get pissed at me?