Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

will rubbing it with ointment help?

[dyslexic teddybear]

I would think one must be careful, don't you?

[JB400]

If you break it, will you buy it?

[Fred]

If you break it will insurance cover it?

[dyslexic teddybear]

how would you explain it to your doctor?

[JB400]

What insurance should I get to  cover the cost of breaking it?

[Fred]

could you show him the proof?

[dyslexic teddybear]

can you buy insurance now?

[JB400]

What will happen if I don't?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you get a fine/tax don't you?

[Fred]

Is there such a thing as a fine tax?

[JB400]

Isn't it fine if it's not you being taxed?

[dyslexic teddybear]

seems to be a lot of discussion and lawsuits trying to decide that, right?

[Fred]

And isn't it taxing if it is?

[JB400]

Do you think it'll get repealed?

[Fred]

Did someone steal the bells?

[JB400]

Were the bells silver?

[Fred]

wouldn't a clever thief steal golden ones instead?

[dyslexic teddybear]

do they sound better silver?

[JB400]

Isn't gold too soft to make a good bell?

[Fred]

How about brass?

[dyslexic teddybear]

thought bronze made the best bells, don't you?

[JB400]

Doesn't bronze make a good cannon?

[Fred]

what makes a good cannonball?

Or good monkeys ha ha!

[dyslexic teddybear]

anything that fits in the cannon, right?