Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

What are you offering Jackie?

something refreshingly bubbly. would you like one too?

[JB400]

Don't we have to concentrate on the town crier before we can toast?

[oldgold69]

what now we have  to  drink  to hear him cry?

[JB400]

Are you sure we should drink before or after he cries?

[Fred]

I hope he's not crying into his drink. I couldn't stand it, could you?

[JB400]

Should he really be drinking before he goes to work?

[Fred]

Doesn't he talk louder after a couple of drinks?

[JB400]

Probably so, how many has he had already?

[polywideblock]

if his fogoten his job ,has he had to many?

[Fred]

Should I give him the sack?

[JB400]

Wouldn't he end up wearing the sack, dancing and singing in his drunken state, after you told him he was fired?

[Fred]

Can I just shoot him down where he stands and be done with it?

[JB400]

Can you justify the killing?

[Fred]

Do I have to?

[JB400]

What will you tell the jury?

[oldgold69]

is there a tear in my beer?

[JB400]

Did the town crier put it there, or did you?

[Fred]

Is it yellow or clear?

[polywideblock]

whats this about watered down beer?

[Fred]

     You don't ever accept an opened bottle or can do you?

[JB400]

Is it ok if I don't accept them closed either?

[polywideblock]

   You don't ever accept an opened bottle or can do you?

if you don't here that hiss, could it be piss?

[JB400]

Could it have been poured by a snake that couldn't talk?

[polywideblock]

how many beers did you say you had?

[Fred]

   You don't ever accept an opened bottle or can do you?

if you don't here that hiss, could it be piss?

Could there be any doubt?