Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

I hired a town crier..........did I pay him for nothing?

[polywideblock]

what ,some people didn't hear?

[JB400]

Did he have a speaker phone?

[polywideblock]

was he loud enuogh?

[JB400]

Was he standing in the forest with the tree that fell that nobody heard?

[Fred]

I can't find him anywhere........has anybody seen him?

[JB400]

How about a description?

[Fred]

He's wearing a tricon.........shouldn't he stand out?

[oldgold69]

how loud did he cry?

[polywideblock]

was it loud enough to hear?

[JB400]

Would a girl have screamed louder?

[Fred]

Or a trumpet blowing in your ear?

[polywideblock]

how loud does a girl screem?

[JB400]

Can she scream louder than a boy with a trumpet?

[polywideblock]

wheres the trumpet?

[JB400]

Does Freds' tricon have it?

[Fred]

Who says I have a tricon?

[JB400]

Didn't you hire one?

[Fred]

Yes but wasn't there a town crier to go with it?

[JB400]

What does the contract say?

[Fred]

One town crier with tricon to yell out an invitation for brunch at my place.  Did I read it wrong?

[JB400]

How experienced is the town crier?

[Fred]

I don't think he is, do you?

[Fred]

Seeing as you missed out on brunch, would you like one of these Jackie?

[JB400]

What are you offering Jackie?