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AMBULANCE FOR SALE!! Bitches love Ambulances - $425 (Platteville WI)

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Date: 2012-12-05, 1:14AM EST
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Ba ba ba ba ba ba bitches love ambulances!

I'm selling my 1977 Chevy Ambulance and you have the rare opportunity to own this fine piece of machinery for a very small price.

This thing of beauty has plenty of excellent features such as:
-ITS GOT LIGHTS! Damn lights are cool.
-There is a siren of course. You could pull people over if you want!
-This was a real live ambulance. It's got a bed in the back! (you know what that means)
-OH Man this is a tough sturdy vehicle! If this van was a man, it'd be Chuck Norris. Actually Chuck Norris dreams about becoming this ambulance.
-It's got a PA system- you can yell at people outside and it's freakin loud.
-wall outlets in the back. Charge your electric toothbrush because you're gonna be kissing so many girls when you drive this thing.

There are so many options for this ambulance
-Put a motor and trans in it and drive the hell out of it!
-Black out the windows and lure women into the back of your van! No you shouldn't. but you could.
-Spray paint "free candy" on the side and turn it into a Michael Jackson fun house
-Pull over people when you're late to work
-put a mini fridge in the back for all your beer
-Do you know how many chicks would date you for your van?
-Fill up the back and live in it!
the list literally goes on and on forever


Check it out in action!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad9S-s7QTAs&feature=plcp BAM THATS COOL!

Put a motor and trans in it and you can wake up all the neighbors! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBpheemCzVo&feature=plcp

Come buy this van! It's only the price of a nice bottle of wine and a motel room for a week. Get off your couch and come look at this thing

Asking $19,987 but for a limited time only I'll take $425 and you can come and get it. I may throw in 2 Mc Chickens and a firm handshake if you hurry.

Call NOW
(608)3Three0-2Five55


<----This is how many jealous fools don't have $425







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