Check out Mrs Skip68, she's a hotty (under 18 warning)

[skip68]

Here's one for you guys. 

[skip68]

 

[Alaskan_TA]

Have you ever considered being nice to people?  

[skip68]

OK, so I used a photo trick.       

Here's the real one. 

[skip68]

And now I'm busted.   

[68 CHARGER R/T]

it was nice knowing you skip68    lol

[moparguy01]

I hope your couch is comfy.

[A383Wing]

Funeral service's for Skippy next week

I'm beginning to wonder what Lisa ever saw in him

Bryan

[skip68]

Ahhhhhhh come on!   It's not like I posted this one.  

[skip68]

 

[oldgold69]

where do we view the body 

[A383Wing]

where do we view the body 

I don't think there will be anything left to view

Bryan

[skip68]

She's only been putting up with me for about 20 years.  If I'd known this was the deal breaker I'd done it years ago when I still had options.  

[Drache]

Mrs Skip! FYI I have experience in hiding bodies! I work cheap too! 

[skip68]

I have the right to a fair trial. 

[tan top]

it was nice knowing you skip68    lol

   ,

[djcarguy]

  no body will ever be found,,,,do ya think cops wood ever start a search of nev and cal,,FOR SOME JERK THAT WOOD POST THOSE PICS OF HIS WIFE???   HE's PROBABLY JUST A STAIN TRAIL IN THE DESSERT,AN FEW BONES DOWN THE MINE SHAFT ,,BYE NOW..

     cops see what mrs skip really looks like and her smile ,they will totally forget about even starting a report or looking for ,,??what's ya ma call'em???  haha                                                     my bro in vegas has experience with dessert planting and lots of soil additives to help with said planting,haha..    RUSTY SHACKALFERD

[nvrbdn]

you sure can tell that she has a great sense of humor if your still breathing.

                but i have to say.. (and sorry about this lisa),....... i laughed so hard.

            thanks for the "morning chuckle".   hey, thats a great idea for a new thread.   "the morning chuckle"

[skip68]

I think it's funny.  Let's see what she says.  Give it another hour or so.   

[mpdlawdog]

thanks funny!....you better hide he knives in the house...just in case she doesnt think it was funny!

I remember a photoshop prank that I got in trouble for .....better watch out...I didnt get a xmas present that year!!
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,82579.msg926811.html#msg926811

[moparstuart]

I think it's funny.  Let's see what she says.  Give it another hour or so.  

dude she is gonna kill you , and bury you out in the desert

  what happens in vegas   

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Here's one for you guys. 

She looks like she would be warm in the winter and shade in the summer. 

[skip68]

     

[skip68]

    I remember that one lawdawg.   At least you've got handcuffs to detain and restrain her.  I have to use zip ties and a pillow.   

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

[skip68]

Wade, you know she'll laugh at this.   Another thing .....you guys have been saying "she's gonna kill you Chuck" for years.     I'm still here aren't I?   

[skip68]

  

[skip68]

OK, last one.      

[Indygenerallee]

Oh my lord. 

[Back N Black]

That's funny! 

[67_Dodge_Charger]

How did you get that picture?

[skip68]

It's apps on my cell phone.   

[nvrbdn]

the top of her head doesnt age at all. 

[Ponch ®]

For your sake, I hope shes a good sport about this..

[Drache]

For your sake, I hope shes a good sport about this..

That's just a .22... she'll need something bigger to get through Skip's skull :p

[skip68]

Yep! That's my sons mossberg 715T 22.  Those bullets bounce off my chest like Superman.   

[twodko]

She won't be aiming at your chest bro. 

[68X426]

This might be faster for you.

[Ponch ®]

For your sake, I hope shes a good sport about this..

That's just a .22... she'll need something bigger to get through Skip's skull :p

Bludgeoning is always an option.

[mrsskip68]

Payback's a bitch, eh Skippy? 

[1970Moparmann]

Payback's a bitch, eh Skippy? 

Lisa, zoom that in!!!   

[mrsskip68]

Wish i could. Its a picture of a picture, so its all I got. 

[Dino]

Payback's a bitch, eh Skippy? 

Lisa, zoom that in!!!   

NOOO DON'T !!!!!  I'm still trying to recover from that mental image of skip in Richard Simmons shorts.  

[Drache]

For your sake, I hope shes a good sport about this..

That's just a .22... she'll need something bigger to get through Skip's skull :p

Bludgeoning is always an option.

It's made almost entirely out of plastic, should be stamped MATTEL not Mossberg

[mrsskip68]

 

[68X426]

Payback's a bitch, eh Skippy? 

Lisa, zoom that in!!!   

[Ponch ®]

Payback's a bitch, eh Skippy? 

Lisa, zoom that in!!!   

Hahah...that's classic and he will never live this down. I mean, a Bill Elliot poster?

[skip68]

    
OK, the wedding dress was for a Halloween party.  I looked damn good I might add.  I don't care anyway.     I'm secure in my manhood and can't be embarrassed or hurt by these childish actions of "payback"   
Next .........

[Ponch ®]

   
OK, the wedding dress was for a Halloween party. 

where? at the Nevada State Prison?

[skip68]

No silly Willy.  It was at the hospital I was released from. 

[68X426]

   I'm secure in my manhood and can't be embarrassed

[skip68]

 

[A383Wing]

That's just a .22... she'll need something bigger to get through Skip's skull :p

who says she's gonna be aiming at his head? I figure a .22 is about the right size for what she will be shooting at

Bryan

[mrsskip68]

Actually to save a bullet. (We know ammo prices are through the roof right now!) I am just going around the house, collecting black widow spiders from the porch areas and placing in a jar. One "accidental" spill over chucks "quaffed do", and he will wet his pants and scream like a prissy bi*tch! Lol! 

[A383Wing]

we want video please

Bryan

[Alaskan_TA]

Wish i could. Its a picture of a picture, so its all I got. 

I have a very high resolution scanner.


Do you need my mailing address?   

[JB400]

OK, so I used a photo trick.       

Here's the real one. 

Good looking lady here.  She's aged rather well. 



I'm just glad Skip had clothes on under the skirt and coconuts

[djcarguy]

we want video please

Bryan

   IF THERE IS VIDIO SET UP ,,,,,,,,,,,THAT MAKES IT PREMEDIATTED  ??

 SO WE CAN LIVE WITH AFTER VIDIO OF IT ALL ,,,FOR YOUR SAKE AND LEGAL MATTERS,,AND THANKS YOU  VERY MUCH.YOU HAVE DONE THE WORLD A GAINT SERVICE....WE ALL THANK YOU ...NO NAMES FOR YOURS AND ARE SAFTLY....   RUSTY S.

[djcarguy]

 


THIS was a fun thread,,,What happppened,did skippy disapppear in the sand box??

[JB400]

Nope, he got distracted by looking for my car pix.  It was good for a couple days.  We'll see what happens next