I think I'd take my chances with the knife....

[Ponch ®]

isn't there some guy here looking for a single lady?

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report



11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff's Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to "eat my *****." At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, "commenced to undress herself," reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams "declined said invitation," the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he "agreed to perform at her request." However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report:

"Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I'm going to cut your ******throat."  


When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

[JB400]

I think that would make me stay single for quite a while   I think I'd rather become a monk

[Dino]

Dude where do you find this shit?   

[tan top]

 

[hawkeye]

way, way, way too much info.

[1970Moparmann]

Wow.

I'm speechless......LOL

[68X426]

Dude where do you find this shit?   

Ponch is always on duty, doing the research that the rest of us are too scared to do.

[Ponch ®]

way, way, way too much info.

yeah, I personally don't care that it happened at the "77 Motor Inn"

[Dino]

Dude where do you find this shit?   

Ponch is always on duty, doing the research that the rest of us are too scared to do.

You got that right!  I burned most of my clothes after just seeing her picture, I can't imagine what the other guys did.  I'm sure they'll skip the fish for a while though...  

[Old Moparz]

There isn't enough booze to turn her into a sex kitten.   

But I'm sure I know 2 or 3 people that would see her as a goddess & think they were simply by the ocean breathing in that salty sea air.   

[areibel]

Do you know why it's the 77 Motor Inn?
Because you get 8 more than 69!  (say it out loud)
Is there a rimshot smiley?

[68X426]

[oldgold69]

 

[skip68]

This looks like a job for tuffcat.   He'll hit anything. 

[Old Moparz]

This looks like a job for tuffcat.   He'll hit anything. 

He may already know her. 

[skip68]

It's a good thing I'm married or I'd be .........you guys tricked me into saying it's a good thing I'm married.   

[Old Moparz]

It's a good thing I'm married or I'd be .........you guys tricked me into saying it's a good thing I'm married.   

Well, look at the tax breaks & insurance discounts that you get. 

[Cooter]

You guys be sure and keep working hard, people like this need your tax dollars.

[Indygenerallee]

  Shiver me timbers  I would rather die before eating a fish taco!!! 

[PocketThunder]

I think i saw this in a movie once.

[Fred]

I want to know what tuffcat has to say about it.




There's are difference between a stinky smell and a smell that stinks!

[Todd Wilson]

I'd hit it!


Todd

[hatersaurusrex]

Buuuuuut if this were the mug shot, how many of you would think about running to to Walgreen's and getting some Summer's Eve first?

[1970Moparmann]

Buuuuuut if this were the mug shot, how many of you would think about running to to Walgreen's and getting some Summer's Eve first?

 

[Dino]

Buuuuuut if this were the mug shot, how many of you would think about running to to Walgreen's and getting some Summer's Eve first?

Make it a bucket of bleach and we'll talk.