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Nothing says RIP like a walmart funeral.....

Started by mrsskip68, November 26, 2012, 12:14:37 PM

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mrsskip68


JB400

That's a first for me as well.  I guess they make everything in Chine.  I guess it's true, there are people that live (and now die) in Wal Mart

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JB400

I think skip is a dead man walking for thinking about posting nude pics of the mrs. on here.

I noticed Skip got logged off about the same time that this topic was posted :scratchchin:

mrsskip68

You guys are funny!  :D Actually I had just purchased a game for my daughter, and then it kicked me to a whole inventory list. "Funeral" jumped out at me, and I said WTF? Just had no idea Walmart sold that stuff.  :scratchchin:



P.S. Chucks going in the backyard where the dog poops!!!  :smilielol:  :D

Fred

WOW! Imagine that. And look at the prices..........very affordable compared to what they charge for them at funeral houses.
Competition is always good. Hope it kicks on.


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68 CHARGER R/T

i wonder what their return policy is on them   :lol:

Indygenerallee

Sold my Charger unfortunately....never got it finished.

Tilar

Quote from: 68 CHARGER R/T on November 26, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
i wonder what their return policy is on them   :lol:

:smilielol:

QuoteDue to regulations, Walmart.com can only accept returns of caskets, urns and memorial jewelry if the products arrive with damage caused by shipping.

I guess that means if you get it a size too small you're out of luck.  :lol:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



skip68

Those are some good prices.  I'm getting Lisa one for Christmas.  Anybody in the Vegas area have a backhoe and need some extra cash around the 26th of December?    Just sayin .......
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


68 CHARGER R/T

Quote from: skip68 on November 26, 2012, 07:25:48 PM
Those are some good prices.  I'm getting Lisa one for Christmas.  Anybody in the Vegas area have a backhoe and need some extra cash around the 26th of December?    Just sayin .......

We are always here to help out a mopar man.   Lol

67_Dodge_Charger

My wife already knew that :popcrn:


Uh how did my wife know?????

mrsskip68

LISA'S HIT LIST:

1. SKIP68

2. 68 CHARGER RT

3.  :scratchchin:

nvrbdn

if you get chuck the right urn, he will still be able to tell you the time after he's gone. :smilielol: :smilielol:
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Fred

Quote from: Tilar on November 26, 2012, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: 68 CHARGER R/T on November 26, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
i wonder what their return policy is on them   :lol:

:smilielol:

QuoteDue to regulations, Walmart.com can only accept returns of caskets, urns and memorial jewelry if the products arrive with damage caused by shipping.

I guess that means if you get it a size too small you're out of luck.  :lol:

You just need to use a bit of initiative and do a bit of chopping.  ;D


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

JB400

I'm still on your good side, aren't I ma'am?  I'm behaving to an extent :lol:

mrsskip68

Stroker, your not on the list "YET", but i'm ALWAYS watching,.........be afraid, be very afraid..........hehehehehehehehe!  :D

JB400

I have too many people watching me.  Or is that my secret service protection?

71ChallengeHer

Quote from: nvrbdn on November 26, 2012, 08:33:42 PM
if you get chuck the right urn, he will still be able to tell you the time after he's gone. :smilielol: :smilielol:
Lisa, Just make sure  it's not a talking clock urn.  :hah: :hah:

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JB400

How about a cuckoo clock?  It'd be just his style

Fred

Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on November 26, 2012, 09:08:35 PM
Quote from: nvrbdn on November 26, 2012, 08:33:42 PM
if you get chuck the right urn, he will still be able to tell you the time after he's gone. :smilielol: :smilielol:
Lisa, Just make sure  it's not a talking clock urn.  :hah: :hah:

For a couple of dollars more, you can get it sound proofed!  :lol:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

Quote from: stroker400 wedge on November 26, 2012, 09:10:43 PM
How about a cuckoo clock?  It'd be just his style

Please! two cookoo's in the house would be two too many.  :smilielol:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

JB400


Fred



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

JB400

I guess Skip set the bar awful high if I'm not considered cuckoo :smilielol:

BB1

Delete my profile

Old Moparz

They should make an urn with one of the pump dispensers on top. This way I can just add some soap & it'll be like using the Go-Jo hand cleaner with the grit in it.
               Bob               



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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

skip68

Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 
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Old Moparz

Quote from: skip68 on November 27, 2012, 09:39:43 AM
Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 

Must depend on the temperature they burn it then. All the ones I save have larger pieces. Hell, some are even large enough to spread in the driveway on the ice to get some good traction.   :Twocents:
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

JB400


skip68

Quote from: Old Moparz on November 27, 2012, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: skip68 on November 27, 2012, 09:39:43 AM
Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 

Must depend on the temperature they burn it then. All the ones I save have larger pieces. Hell, some are even large enough to spread in the driveway on the ice to get some good traction.   :Twocents:

          You're back east Bob and emissions laws are different than here out west....  The cremation process is longer and hotter to meet EPA standards here.  So you see the end result is a fine powder.   :2thumbs:  This process is better for two reasons....... Lower emissions and easier to mix with the soil in the garden.    :yesnod:
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


JB400

That's pathetic.  Damn EPA regulates burning ourselves as much as it does burning dinosaurs.  Our government is stupid

Drache

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Tilar

Quote from: BB1 on November 27, 2012, 08:09:58 AM
I want one that looks like a Charger R/T.  :yesnod:

Didn't find any that look like a Charger but how about a 50 Mercury?
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



Fred

That's way too cool.  Definitely food for thought (why get buried in a cardboard box when you can get buried in that).


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