Nothing says RIP like a walmart funeral.....

[mrsskip68]

Had NO idea they sold this stuff.....

http://www.walmart.com/cp/Funeral/1058564?povid=cat121828-env999999-moduleA072012-lLinkGNAV2_Funeral

[JB400]

That's a first for me as well.  I guess they make everything in Chine.  I guess it's true, there are people that live (and now die) in Wal Mart

[hemi68charger]

Had NO idea they sold this stuff.....

http://www.walmart.com/cp/Funeral/1058564?povid=cat121828-env999999-moduleA072012-lLinkGNAV2_Funeral

And you discovered this how? 

[JB400]

I think skip is a dead man walking for thinking about posting nude pics of the mrs. on here.

I noticed Skip got logged off about the same time that this topic was posted

[mrsskip68]

You guys are funny!   Actually I had just purchased a game for my daughter, and then it kicked me to a whole inventory list. "Funeral" jumped out at me, and I said WTF? Just had no idea Walmart sold that stuff.  



P.S. Chucks going in the backyard where the dog poops!!!    

[Fred]

WOW! Imagine that. And look at the prices..........very affordable compared to what they charge for them at funeral houses.
Competition is always good. Hope it kicks on.

[68 CHARGER R/T]

i wonder what their return policy is on them   

[Indygenerallee]

  , Too much...

[Tilar]

i wonder what their return policy is on them   

Due to regulations, Walmart.com can only accept returns of caskets, urns and memorial jewelry if the products arrive with damage caused by shipping.

I guess that means if you get it a size too small you're out of luck. 

[skip68]

Those are some good prices.  I'm getting Lisa one for Christmas.  Anybody in the Vegas area have a backhoe and need some extra cash around the 26th of December?    Just sayin .......

[68 CHARGER R/T]

Those are some good prices.  I'm getting Lisa one for Christmas.  Anybody in the Vegas area have a backhoe and need some extra cash around the 26th of December?    Just sayin .......

We are always here to help out a mopar man.   Lol

[67_Dodge_Charger]

My wife already knew that


Uh how did my wife know??

[mrsskip68]

LISA'S HIT LIST:

1. SKIP68

2. 68 CHARGER RT

3. 

[nvrbdn]

if you get chuck the right urn, he will still be able to tell you the time after he's gone.

[68 CHARGER R/T]

Oh oh goodnight everybody.    Lol

[Fred]

i wonder what their return policy is on them  

Due to regulations, Walmart.com can only accept returns of caskets, urns and memorial jewelry if the products arrive with damage caused by shipping.

I guess that means if you get it a size too small you're out of luck.  

You just need to use a bit of initiative and do a bit of chopping.  

[JB400]

I'm still on your good side, aren't I ma'am?  I'm behaving to an extent

[mrsskip68]

Stroker, your not on the list "YET", but i'm ALWAYS watching,.........be afraid, be very afraid..........hehehehehehehehe! 

[JB400]

I have too many people watching me.  Or is that my secret service protection?

[71ChallengeHer]

if you get chuck the right urn, he will still be able to tell you the time after he's gone.

Lisa, Just make sure  it's not a talking clock urn. 

[AKcharger]

WOW!

[JB400]

How about a cuckoo clock?  It'd be just his style

[Fred]

if you get chuck the right urn, he will still be able to tell you the time after he's gone.

Lisa, Just make sure  it's not a talking clock urn. 

For a couple of dollars more, you can get it sound proofed! 

[Fred]

How about a cuckoo clock?  It'd be just his style

Please! two cookoo's in the house would be two too many.  

[JB400]

Then, I can't come over

[Fred]

Then, I can't come over

Come as yourself!   

[JB400]

I guess Skip set the bar awful high if I'm not considered cuckoo

[BB1]

I want one that looks like a Charger R/T. 

[Old Moparz]

They should make an urn with one of the pump dispensers on top. This way I can just add some soap & it'll be like using the Go-Jo hand cleaner with the grit in it.

[68coronetGLwannabe]

LISA'S HIT LIST:

1. SKIP68

2. 68 CHARGER RT

3. 

Potato Potato Potato! 

[skip68]

Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 

[Old Moparz]

Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 

Must depend on the temperature they burn it then. All the ones I save have larger pieces. Hell, some are even large enough to spread in the driveway on the ice to get some good traction.   

[JB400]

I don't want to know how you guys know

[skip68]

Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 

Must depend on the temperature they burn it then. All the ones I save have larger pieces. Hell, some are even large enough to spread in the driveway on the ice to get some good traction.   

          You're back east Bob and emissions laws are different than here out west....  The cremation process is longer and hotter to meet EPA standards here.  So you see the end result is a fine powder.     This process is better for two reasons....... Lower emissions and easier to mix with the soil in the garden.   

[JB400]

That's pathetic.  Damn EPA regulates burning ourselves as much as it does burning dinosaurs.  Our government is stupid

[Drache]

Walmart Fact #37 - Megan Fox is banned from Wal-Mart for life after being caught shoplifting when she was just a teenager.

[Tilar]

I want one that looks like a Charger R/T. 

Didn't find any that look like a Charger but how about a 50 Mercury?

[Fred]

That's way too cool.  Definitely food for thought (why get buried in a cardboard box when you can get buried in that).

[beedees]

Wally World even supplies the contents, too.  http://news.yahoo.com/walmart-workers-killed-man-sunday-030642049--finance.html