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Who Said Men Weren't Sensitive

Started by Tilar, November 26, 2012, 05:43:43 AM

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Tilar


A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. 

They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.   

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.   

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.   

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make hot steamy love. 

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



440

 :smilielol:  Obviously it wasn't that great.

Can she trade in three prizes from the bottom shelf for one of the middle shelf prizes.

Tilar

As long as it's been, from my perspective she could trade 3 in for one from the top shelf.  Even the worst I ever had wasn't bad.  :smilielol:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



jar1292

At the weld shop I worked at growing up An old farmer said to me once "Son, there is no bad piece of ass. Its better then nothing at all right?"  :slap:
Restoring a charger is like a saying I heard along time ago "I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it".... Jesus I wish I could remember who said that...