pulled over

[billfury]

A cop pulls me over and says your eyes are red have you been drinking tonight ?? I reply no but your eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts??

[Tooz 72]

I was driving home from the bar the other night and i was pulled over by a cop, he told me to get out of the car and walk in a straight line, so i got out of the car and and started walking... " YOUR STAGGERING " he shouted...to which i replied..." Thanks...your not bad looking yourself !! "   

[charger490]

i got pulled over a week ago because of a bank robbery in town. i had the same red truck and he said where were you between 4 and 5 and i said kinder garden .

[JB400]

Talking like these examples would get me put behind bars.

[charger490]

Talking like these examples would get me put behind bars.

you have to be old and if they want to put me behind bars it is a lot cheaper than a nurseing home

[70moparman]

I was driving home from the bar the other night and i was pulled over by a cop, he told me to get out of the car and walk in a straight line, so i got out of the car and and started walking... " YOUR STAGGERING " he shouted...to which i replied..." Thanks...your not bad looking yourself !! "   

Hilarious 

[70moparman]

i got pulled over a week ago because of a bank robbery in town. i had the same red truck and he said where were you between 4 and 5 and i said kinder garden .

Even Funnier! LOL