The skip68 will be in Santa Barbara for a month or two

[skip68]

OK guys, who wants to let me in your home and raid your fridge for a few months?   Autographs will be extra.   Just sayin ...

[JB400]

You'll have chores to do: make the beds, do the dishes, make dinner, mow the lawn, take out the trash, wash windows, vacumn, dust, paint the fence, shingle the roof, paint the garage, pour concrete,........


If your coming over for vacation, I'll put you to work; I like free labor.

[skip68]

If labor is involved that's why I'm taking VegasMike with me. Talk to him.  He's my bodyguard.   

[JB400]

I need a fishing buddy, he'll work. Your not getting out of it that easy.  Bring your shovel and a hammer.

[skip68]

Will do!

[JB400]

Oh yeah, leave the cellphone at home, you'll get more work done without it.  This is also a smoke free environment. Chew gum instead or suck on a lollypop. No cussing either.  Use code words instead. 

F word-  fudge monkeys
son of a b word- son of a bulldozer ( only when the dozer guy is not around. You won't say it again.)
b word- beautiful  ( use this word so it compliments the lady instead of cussing her out.) Beach works as well.  They think your suggesting they go there.
s word- oh heck, just say your headed to the restroom.
d word- dumb monkeys

Don't be saying these around the monkeys though.  They get upset and start flinging poo and paddles.  Don't use the word bananas for the b word.  It'll only make matters worse.  No work gets done when bananas are mentioned.  It becomes buttkiss around here.  Don't say bull s... either.  The bull gets constipated.  He'll need Exlax.

Is there anything else you need to know?

[kokxville]

 

[moparstuart]

 if you let chuck stay be sure and sleep behind a locked door

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Chuck likes wieners. Just saying 

[Fred]

and every time you stop...........he's behind you.  just sayin' 

[JB400]

OK, I'm going to need some details before he starts packing his bags.

[Fred]

Yeah, you better bone up or you'll be sorry. 

[71ChallengeHer]

So, that means Lisa gets a break ? 

[Fred]

Only if stroker will have him. 

[JB400]

I've done some thinking.  It just isn't right for me to have guests over and put them to work.  Skip, you should be able to kick back and relax.  So I hired a maid to clean house for you,

[JB400]

I also got a plumber to fix the pipes.

[JB400]

I even hired a security guard.  She might have to pat you down first, is that ok?

[JB400]

And a body guard

[JB400]

My own fire chief

[JB400]

Fully prepared nurses to make sure your feeling well.  I hope your not scared of needles

[JB400]

I thought some military back up could be useful as well.

[JB400]

And just to show you how nice of a guy I am, I'm going to give you the remote control.  Is there any other special needs that you have?

[Alaskan_TA]

The skip68 will be in Santa Barbara for a month or two

Did Santa & Barbara consent to this?  

[JB400]

I didn't ask, should I have?

[Fred]

Just got word from skip.................he's already on his way.

Don't worry about Santa & Barbara, he's not going to visit them, he's coming straight to your place.

[JB400]

Glad to hear.  Did he pack a bag, or did he just jump in and go?

[Fred]

NO time to pack a bag after he saw what was waiting for him. (you included) Besides, he won't need anything as there's no reason to leave the house.

[JB400]

Does that mean I have to find a personal shopper as well?

[Alaskan_TA]

NO time to pack a bag after he saw what was waiting for him.

If Santa can not pack his bag, there will be no presents.   

[JB400]

That is all right, Santa sent me one of his helpers.  She brought rum and coke for you Skip

[djcarguy]

And just to show you how nice of a guy I am, I'm going to give you the remote control.  Is there any other special needs that you have?

  WOW,hey i will pay some rent and buy my own food if i can stay an bee in controll of that remote   controll her???woo hoo looks like great get away nice views too,three,or more.. oh thats right in my 50es may need the nurses ful time.hahaha     when and where do i show up??   let me know sooon???   thanks cant wait,hey i dont think you in california are ya?? @#$%@#$^&%^&%$$ i need sun shine too recharge at my age,haha......dj

[mrsskip68]

Skippy is working in S.B. and I have been stuck in bed since monday with the flu!!!!  Havnt eaten since sunday, and im getting sick of water. Starting to feel like eating, but its gotta be something like broth. At least the house is quiet! 

[JB400]

Sorry to hear that Ma'am.  Hope you get to feeling well   My suggestion, drink plenty of oj, take hot steamy showers, and get plenty of rest.  If that don't work, log back on, we'll make you all better.   

[mrsskip68]

OH HELL NO TO OJ!!!!! Its a stomache flu!!!!! Acid es no bueno! Thanks for the kind thought though. 

[JB400]

Your right.  Big NO NO.  Eat light

[JB400]

I'm wondering if Skip can still log on or not?  If not, now is the perfect time to have some fun at his expense.

[Fred]

Skippy is working in S.B. and I have been stuck in bed since monday with the flu!!!!   Havnt eaten since sunday, and im getting sick of water. Starting to feel like eating, but its gotta be something like broth. At least the house is quiet!  

That's no good Lisa

[mrsskip68]

Thanks Fred. Im feeling a bit better, and finally got some broth down. (First food since Sunday!) Still weak, throat is on fire, and my head is pounding. But hopefully i will be even better tomorrow. I WANT A CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH FROM CARL'S JR SOOOOOOO BAD!!!!! Lol!

[Fred]

Thanks Fred. Im feeling a bit better, and finally got some broth down. (First food since Sunday!) Still weak, throat is on fire, and my head is pounding. But hopefully i will be even better tomorrow. I WANT A CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH FROM CARL'S JR SOOOOOOO BAD!!!!! Lol!

If you are craving food Lisa, it means you're on the mend. And that is good news. Use the craving as an incentive and you'll soon be up and about.