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Started by Bob T, November 05, 2012, 03:58:12 AM

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Bob T

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down
  when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his   life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with  him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to
  Mass. What made ya come?"


Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I
  misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat. I know
that McGlynn had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to
  church every Sunday . I also knew that he had to take off his
  hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of
  church. So, I was going to leave after Communion & steal
McGlynn's hat."
 
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal
  McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"


Murphy eplied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments
I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after
all."



With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile &
  said;"After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you
would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, eh ?"
 

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery ' I remembered where I left me  hat.

Old Dog, Old Tricks.

Dino

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Tilar

Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



Darkman

Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!

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