Woman injured in sex toy mishap

[Drache]

 LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.

http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap

[Ponch ®]

first I was like  

but then i was like   

[nvrbdn]

some people

[tan top]

    ouch

[Indygenerallee]

  That ain't your typical Sawzall. 

[twodko]

That's not your father's Sawsall.

[Fred]

What a pair of nutters!

[Patronus]

Those old Milwaukees really used to shake the whole house!

[jar1292]

how did this come to be? 

[jar1292]

have to post it again HAHAHAHA.......

[JB400]

Surprisingly, there are sex toys that are made as attachments for power tools.  I'm trying not to laugh, but can't help it   It's best not to make your own.

[AKcharger]

Happens all the time!

[Fred]

Surprisingly, there are sex toys that are made as attachments for power tools.  I'm trying not to laugh, but can't help it   It's best not to make your own.

Which power tool are you talking about?
The appendage or the plug in?

[JB400]

The electric versions

[Fred]

No good............they can short out!

[Drache]

Surprisingly, there are sex toys that are made as attachments for power tools.  I'm trying not to laugh, but can't help it  It's best not to make your own.

Price: $169.95

• Chicago Power Receipt Saw
• 4.5 powerful amps.
• 6 variable speed settings.
• 1 inch full fuck stroke.
• The Vac-U-Lock 8 inch toy
• The Adapter

[Patronus]

I think Eastwood makes one too!

[Fred]

I think Eastwood makes one too!

But does it come with the correct attatchments?   My Mrs. wants to know. 

[billfury]

You know your a redneck when

[Cooter]

"Hey ya'll, hold my beer...You ain't gonna believe this!" 

[Charger-Bodie]

We don't need the visual aides to figure out a sawzall and its "attachments".

[moparstuart]

We don't need the visual aides to figure out a sawzall and its "attachments".

speak for your self I did   

[Mike DC]

This story had me at "sawzall" and "sex mishap." 

[ACUDANUT]

I actually saw one made for this.   

[Mike DC]

                               
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcvgst8qQfI

[DC_1]

Wunder if it was a Black & Pecker,,,errr I mean Black & Decker!?

[Fred]

                               
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcvgst8qQfI

Give her an orgasm ?  More likely shoot her into space with that thing !

[41husk]

Wow!!!!!

[RTDaddy]

We don't need the visual aides to figure out a sawzall and its "attachments".

speak for your self I did   

Stuart has led a "sheltered" life.   

"IF YOU'RE UNDER CONTROL, YOU AIN'T GOING FAST ENOUGH."

[4cruzin]

What the hell are you searching for to come up with a story like this?   

[Fred]

Power tools ? 

[JB400]

Obviously, more power applies to female toys as well.  You can't tell me you don't like more power?

[41husk]

Every time I look at another car my wife asks " Why can't you just be happy with what you got you don't have to have the rarest, most powerfull toy out there"  I think she needs to talk to this lady

[John_Kunkel]

There is a website devoted to such machines f*****gmachines.com   

[JB400]

regular visitor to the site, or a regular buyer?

[41husk]

Oh oh John

[Dino]

There is a website devoted to such machines f*****gmachines.com   

Lemme check that out, just to make sure it's safe for our eyes.  I'll be back in a week or so...

[Fred]

There is a website devoted to such machines f*****gmachines.com   

Lemme check that out, just to make sure it's safe for our eyes.  I'll be back in a week or so...

Best looked at through a leather face mask with tiny slits for eye holes.

[Rustymuscle]

[Fred]

Fisting is best left to the imagination.