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And age old question answered...

Started by Tilar, October 15, 2012, 05:23:53 PM

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Tilar

I was working outside the other day, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the conclusive answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



RTDaddy

Methinks we have a PhD in Philosophy here.   :icon_smile_big:

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69rtse4spd

Dr. Tilar, has a nice ring to it.  :2thumbs:.

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Fred

Let me put it this way............
You can survive getting kicked in the nuts.
Giving birth would kill you.

If you had the choice..........I'm sure you'd settle for another kick.  :icon_smile_big:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

68coronetGLwannabe

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

A383Wing

anyone pass a kidney stone?

now that hurts

Bryan

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A383Wing


Tilar

Quote from: A383Wing on October 15, 2012, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: bill440rt on October 15, 2012, 09:05:17 PM
Is it worse than a ball kick??

oh yea...

Bryan


I call only because no man can confirm nor deny the fact.  You show me a man that actually wants to be kicked in the nuts and I might consider a revision.  :eek2: And to be honest, no woman can verify that child birth is worse than a kick in the nuts.  They might say it is but it's only heresay.
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



John_Kunkel


Age old question:

"Roses on the piano or tulips on the organ?"
Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

JB400

Quote from: Tilar on October 16, 2012, 03:59:39 PM
Quote from: A383Wing on October 15, 2012, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: bill440rt on October 15, 2012, 09:05:17 PM
Is it worse than a ball kick??

oh yea...

Bryan


I call only because no man can confirm nor deny the fact.  You show me a man that actually wants to be kicked in the nuts and I might consider a revision.  :eek2: And to be honest, no woman can verify that child birth is worse than a kick in the nuts.  They might say it is but it's only heresay.
Personally, I don't think either sex would want to experience the pleasures or the pains of the opposite sex. Of course, I'm talking about normal people.  Just wanted to clarify.

tan top

Quote from: Tilar on October 15, 2012, 05:23:53 PM
I was working outside the other day, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the conclusive answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.


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68coronetGLwannabe

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

JB400

I don't think it counts if they've been removed.  I don't know if he has or not, but just from his stupidity...............

johnnycharger

Getting kicked has got to be worse!
I told my wife "it cant hurt that bad, you were designed to do it!"  :laugh:
She took that quite well!  :2thumbs:

Fred

That's what I mean when I say it will kill you. (better a kick in the nuts). Women are designed for it.........BUT MEN AREN'T.  It will definitely kill you.


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

ODZKing

This is the one that had me wondering for years.

oldgold69

 i always thought it had to do with a chicken  and not the kind you choke

Cooter

I guess it would all depend on whether or not the guy gets the Epidural BEFORE the kick in the balls as the women often do BEFORE squeezing out a 10 LB watermelon.
" I have spent thousands of dollars and countless hours researching what works and what doesn't and I'm willing to share"

Fred

Yeah but even with the epidural........it's still going to be a tough job squeezing it out of your arse hole.  


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Cooter

Um Fred, I think I musta missed something...Nobody said anything about sqeezing one out of ones arse hole.
" I have spent thousands of dollars and countless hours researching what works and what doesn't and I'm willing to share"

JB400

Quote from: Cooter on October 19, 2012, 06:44:31 AM
Um Fred, I think I musta missed something...Nobody said anything about sqeezing one out of ones arse hole.
I don't know about you Cooter, but I'd rather not know what (or how) Fred does in his personal life.  I don't know if it's a Fred thing or an Aussie thing, but lets let Fred keep somethings to himself.