And age old question answered...

[Tilar]

I was working outside the other day, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the conclusive answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

[RTDaddy]

Methinks we have a PhD in Philosophy here.   

"IF YOU'RE UNDER CONTROL, YOU AIN'T GOING FAST ENOUGH."

[skip68]

     Man that was good.   

[FlatbackFanatic]

 

[69rtse4spd]

Dr. Tilar, has a nice ring to it.  .

[Charger4404spd]

 

[Fred]

Let me put it this way............
You can survive getting kicked in the nuts.
Giving birth would kill you.

If you had the choice..........I'm sure you'd settle for another kick. 

[68coronetGLwannabe]

  None for me thank you. 

[A383Wing]

anyone pass a kidney stone?

now that hurts

Bryan

[bill440rt]

Is it worse than a ball kick??

[A383Wing]

Is it worse than a ball kick??

oh yea...

Bryan

[Tilar]

Is it worse than a ball kick??

oh yea...

Bryan

I call only because no man can confirm nor deny the fact.  You show me a man that actually wants to be kicked in the nuts and I might consider a revision.  And to be honest, no woman can verify that child birth is worse than a kick in the nuts.  They might say it is but it's only heresay.

[John_Kunkel]

Age old question:

"Roses on the piano or tulips on the organ?"

[JB400]

Is it worse than a ball kick??

oh yea...

Bryan

I call only because no man can confirm nor deny the fact.  You show me a man that actually wants to be kicked in the nuts and I might consider a revision.  And to be honest, no woman can verify that child birth is worse than a kick in the nuts.  They might say it is but it's only heresay.

Personally, I don't think either sex would want to experience the pleasures or the pains of the opposite sex. Of course, I'm talking about normal people.  Just wanted to clarify.

[tan top]

I was working outside the other day, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the conclusive answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

  yeah makes sence

[68coronetGLwannabe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyv_MHxqRX0   

[JB400]

I don't think it counts if they've been removed.  I don't know if he has or not, but just from his stupidity...............

[johnnycharger]

Getting kicked has got to be worse!
I told my wife "it cant hurt that bad, you were designed to do it!" 
She took that quite well! 

[Fred]

That's what I mean when I say it will kill you. (better a kick in the nuts). Women are designed for it.........BUT MEN AREN'T.  It will definitely kill you.

[ODZKing]

This is the one that had me wondering for years.

[oldgold69]

 i always thought it had to do with a chicken  and not the kind you choke

[Cooter]

I guess it would all depend on whether or not the guy gets the Epidural BEFORE the kick in the balls as the women often do BEFORE squeezing out a 10 LB watermelon.

[Fred]

Yeah but even with the epidural........it's still going to be a tough job squeezing it out of your arse hole.  

[Cooter]

Um Fred, I think I musta missed something...Nobody said anything about sqeezing one out of ones arse hole.

[JB400]

Um Fred, I think I musta missed something...Nobody said anything about sqeezing one out of ones arse hole.

I don't know about you Cooter, but I'd rather not know what (or how) Fred does in his personal life.  I don't know if it's a Fred thing or an Aussie thing, but lets let Fred keep somethings to himself. 

[BigBlackDodge]

Is it worse than a ball kick??

oh yea...

Bryan

I call only because no man can confirm nor deny the fact.  You show me a man that actually wants to be kicked in the nuts and I might consider a revision.  And to be honest, no woman can verify that child birth is worse than a kick in the nuts.  They might say it is but it's only heresay.

Personally, I don't think either sex would want to experience the pleasures or the pains of the opposite sex. Of course, I'm talking about normal people.  Just wanted to clarify.

Passing a stone is like 10 hours of being kicked in the nuts!

I had a baseball hit me in the nuts doing...what, 100+ mph?......and I'd rather have that experience again than passing another stone. Years later I had a ultrasound in that area and the evidence showed that I fractured my right testicle. I rode a bike to the game but I walked it home! 

Once the stone gets into your bladder it's not that bad.....but if it gets stuck in the tube from the kidney into the bladder....your in for a bad time. Sweats, vomiting......think of the worst food poisoning you have ever had, then multiply by 100.


I was there when my daughter was born...............kidney stones have nothing on that experience. Women endure so much more!



BBD

[skip68]

Just food for thought. 
A womans body is designed for child birth, a mans nuts aren't designed for being kicked.        just sayin.

[Fred]

Yeah but this question was asked by Tilar (a man) so I'm assuming he wants to know which would be worse for him.
Hence my responses.

[skip68]

Oooooooh!   In that case, I think if Tilar gave birth it would be more painful than anything else in the world.   

[Fred]

That's what I've been saying all along.    (reply #22)