time to vote

[JB400]

If you guys vote for me I'm leaving this site for good.    

Well Skip, someone's excited 

[djcarguy]

We spot the cat, and look for ducks,  who likes to look for penguins?

  i change my vote for stroker ,,only if he slowes down the vidio speed so we can have time to focus and enjoy life  and that hot little piece of heaven, the penguin ,,oh yeah the girl is ok tooo...hahaha


    hey vote how i should waste my 600th post,that has been 2 YEARS GETTING HERE??ANY IDEA STROKER,you the master of fast post .   COUNT STROKER,,FROM TRANSAVANEYA,,WHAT THE HElLO just ran off the rails. jessaca oh daisy maybe a 3 way,,soooo canfussed??? must lie down and get it all sorted out in my brain.two brains get into a fight,,,which will win??

[440]

I reckon this forum is Strokers full time job, he has only been here a month and averages 40 posts a day. Fred only averages 7

[moparstuart]

If you guys vote for me I'm leaving this site for good.   

I voted for you just now

[oldgold69]

 i'm voting for the lesser of two evils

[skip68]

The facts about the candidates...............

Stroker440--- Not married because it's not legal in his state, no kids, no life other than here.............................

Fred--------- Tries to act cool, is on the wrong side of 60 years old, hits on every man here.............................

Jim---------- Still hasn't figured out hes not a member here anymore............................................................

Joey Gowdy--  To busy with his new TV show "here comes honey boo boo"....................................................

Skip68-------  Hardly ever cheats on his wife, has saved many many lives on this site, fully house trained, truly cares about people here, has been the man behind almost every stupid pointless thread, will fight for the little guy unless he's out numbered, never uses bad words like dick or shit, can always be counted on to jump in and post something stupid and takes a moment of your life that you can never get back.......
                        You see, the choice is clear.
                                                                    I'm Skip68 and I approve this message.        
 

[JB400]

My main competitor claims to be the best choice.  The truth behind his self proclaimed benefits are so:

He says he never cheats on his wife.  Truth:His wife keeps him on a very very short leash.  She wears the pants in his household.  When he's out in public, he has to dress like Sesame Street characters.  Here is video evidence of him at the grocery store.
He claims to be the only one behind pointless threads.  But yet, now he is trying to make his point.  He's taking credit for what you the voter has done yourself.
He claims he'll fight for the little guy.  Here is what his running mate says about it.
He claims he never uses bad words.  Well, he has started.

The facts about the candidates...............
never uses bad words like dick or shit, I'm Skip68 and I approve this message.       
 

Can you really tolerate such language when your kids are around.  He's a bad influence on us all.  Just look what he's trying to do to me.  Are you better off now than 4 years ago?  It's time to end his monarchy.  It's time for some new influences.

I'm $troker $400, and I approve this message.

[oldgold69]

fred    cant find the us on a map
skip    cant find his way to the front door
stroker  cant find a bikini he doesnt like         

  you have only one choice  vote stroker


             approved by 69 chargers  for usa pac

[Fred]

Alcatraz   I mean Australia is your country Fred and we all know how it was founded.     

Your damn right and given half a chance, I would have found it!

[Fred]

Dress up as Sarah Palin Fred, that'll win you some there extra votes...

I don't dress up for anybody. That's skips forte. (ask him about his pink tutu and coconut cups bra).  Dressing down (if you know what I mean).........that I can do. 

[Fred]

If Fred poses like this I just may vote for him after all.

Well will you or won't you?  I'm not going to all that trouble for nothing.

[Fred]

I've got lots of money. For those that didn't vote for me I've only got one thing to say.............
I'll remember you all in my will.

I'm leaving now and I'm taking my donuts with me.

[skip68]

You can see my opponent "Fred" likes to use big words to confuse us.  Fred, you just said "that's skips forte"   
What the hell does forte mean?   

[oldgold69]

 fred is going to have to give us an aussie dictonary  so we can read aussie

[Fred]

forte "strong." Meaning "strong point ...

Vote for Fred...........I'm educated. 

[Fred]

I've decided I want to keep my money and education all to myself.

I hereby withdraw myself forthwith (figure that out if you can)

[skip68]

forthwith (figure that out if you can)

  WTF!     Forth = 4, and with = together.......so, 4 together is 1 more than the three musketeers......the three musketeers is a cool movie........cool movies have famous actors............famous actors have nice cars..........nice cars come from America..........America is ran by Americans............Americans that run the country must be born here...............Fred was not born here so he can't run..............since he can't run for election he must back out................so he's backing out forthwith    I got it.   See, I understand the big words.    

[Fred]

fred    cant find the us on a map
     

The important thing is ....I can find my way out of a paper bag.
I'd like to see my fellow candidates lay claim to that!

[Fred]

forthwith (figure that out if you can)

Americans that run the country must be born here...............Fred was not born here so he can't run..............since he can't run for election he must back out.

Just a minor hickup...........I don't see why everyone has to draw my attention to it.

[Mrs440]

You cant withdraw I voted already 

[skip68]

ok, I know I'm nominated for this position but can somebody explain just what ADD is?   It sounds really cool and I'm flattered that I'm up for this prestigious position.   I won't let you guys down.    

[Mrs440]

1 + 1 = ADD  or Attention Deficit Disorder ADD?   and      aka ADHD with Hyperactivity included..

[JB400]

I would like to thank everyone that voted for me.  While I do not know how much longer this election will last, I do believe their is still time to vote for a much more suitable representative.  For those that do not know, ADD is Attention Deficit Disorder.  While my competitors just act like they have it, I am one to say I do.  If it wasn't for a lot of therapy, I would not be able to control myself like the average person.  What is it that causes ADD; for me it's beautiful women in bikinis.  Everytime I lose focus on what is most important, like restoring Dodge Chargers, I get drawn to the natural beauty of petite women in very small bikinis.  In order for me to concentrate on Chargers, I have to post women in bikinis.  It has helped me out quite a bit.
I also believe it has helped other people as well.  While most would have to go cheat on their spouse, or go to strip clubs, they can see almost the same thing here while getting an education on their cars.  Same can be said about looking at porn.  While most spouses monitor their signicant others to keep them from looking at porn, they won't bother them while researching thier cars.  So now, they can enjoy the natural beauty of women as well as research thier cars.  And it only shows up as Dodge Charger.com instead of a porn site.  It is for that reason, I am helping everyone out instead of being a nuissance.
Unlike my competition, I have not made broken promises, and I have not attempted to bribe everyone with counterfeit money either.  But I have offered everyone the viewing pleasure of women in bikinis.  Therefore, I am offering to post another beautiful woman in a bikini dancing on Monday, in exchange for another 7 votes.  I will guarantee it will be worth it.  You will not be disappointed.  I again, thank you all that voted for me.

[nvrbdn]

but chuck gets lots of attention. .............................................

                                  ......cares about the sites deficit ........................

                      .............and causes disorder in the site,................  i guess he deserves to win  

[Fred]

Well count me out.
I thought I was running for position of lead singer for AC/DC.
I don't want to have anything to do with ADD.
Sorry Mrs.440. Let me assure you, I will cherrish your loyalty for all time. 

I hereby pass my votes to Jim.