Skip - It saw what you did last summer...........

[Fred]

You're a pal.  Leave the monkies at home though.  I'll meet you at Pier 39. I'll be incognito so look for the seal with home made fingers.

[JB400]

Well damn.  What's Fred doing making fingers.  When you shipped them, did you supply them with finger food?  I bet they got hungary, then Austria, and then left. I'm headed to the pier.

[nvrbdn]

he made new ones with the lathe. i wonder if they are still on the plane? oh wait, i bet they were afraid. the airlines only serve finger foods.

[JB400]

Knowing Fred, he's probably got two fingers up his nose, and probably one up his rear.  I don't want to know where he put the other fingers.  They might have not made it passed the sexy security guard that likes to suck fingers and toes.  They probably had to finger her before getting on the plane.
As far as Fred passing as a dog, that'll never work.  His bite is worse than his bark.

[Fred]

he made new ones with the lathe. i wonder if they are still on the plane? oh wait, i bet they were afraid. the airlines only serve finger foods.

Thanks for meeting me. The fingers a safe. I kept them well hidden and out of harms way. Don't let the grey thingy get a whif of them though. It doesn't like fingers which is why it has none.
Now lets go find skip.
Hold on chuckie............we're coming. Me, Jim, Stroker and a hot little security guard named Chilli.

[Fred]

Knowing Fred, he's probably got two fingers up his nose, and probably one up his rear.  I don't want to know where he put the other fingers.  They might have not made it passed the sexy security guard that likes to suck fingers and toes.  They probably had to finger her before getting on the plane.
As far as Fred passing as a dog, that'll never work.  His bite is worse than his bark.

How is it that you knew where I hid the fingers. I did notice a constant shadow..........was that you? I thought you were meeting us at the pier.
As for the security guard..........well...........she loved every minute of it.  Said it was finger licking good fun. When I told her about skip's plight she offered to come along. I said ok. The more hands on the better.

[JB400]

You don't want to know how I know.  I saw some things two weeks ago I don't want to see again.  I have know idea about the shadow.  You do have to watch out for shadows.  They know everything.  They don't shut up when you talk to them.  Best not to get them started.  You might ask them where skips at.

[Fred]

We know where skip's at. The Funny Farm. That's why we're in such a hurry to save him. Funny business goes on there and we can't risk skip catching any animal traits..........he has too many already..........the dirty swine!! 

[nvrbdn]

its touch and go guys. dont know how long skip can resist the funny animals at the farm. gotta hurry

[JB400]

Hey, I'm finally got here.  Have the animals gone crackers?  If they haven't, we still have time.

[Fred]

His having them in his soup right now...............we've got to hurry!!!!!

[Fred]

Ok how do we get over the wall?

I have a lot of fingers but I can't get a hold on them ...........

[JB400]

How the heck did you get behind the wall?  I didn't have to go behind the wall, but I'm in the pits.  Isn't that the pits?  Maybe you should ask the shadow.  The shadow Knows.  Getting him to shut up is another matter.

[Fred]

No, no, we need to get over the wall to save skip............what have you been taking? Clear your head and get with it. Or skip's plight will be on your shoulder's.

What do you mean you're in a pit? Where's Chilli?

[JB400]

Well, if you'd quit standing there with a finger up your butt and get on my shoulders,  Skip wouldn't be in this predicament.
I have no idea where Chilli went.  Maybe he's with the monkeys.  He better have a paddle too.

[Fred]

Well, if you'd quit standing there with a finger up your butt and get on my shoulders,  Skip wouldn't be in this predicament.
I have no idea where Chilli went.  Maybe he's with the monkeys.  He better have a paddle too.

Chilli is the hot security guard, I thought she was in the pit with you..........don't tell me she's a he.

[Fred]

Someone help me control all these fingers. They're playing to their own beat.

[JB400]

Well, if you'd quit standing there with a finger up your butt and get on my shoulders,  Skip wouldn't be in this predicament.
I have no idea where Chilli went.  Maybe he's with the monkeys.  He better have a paddle too.

Chilli is the hot security guard, I thought she was in the pit with you..........don't tell me she's a he.

I thought Chilli was with you.  Now tell me, is Chilli a he or a she?  You previously mentioned both.  I hope that Chilli cannot swap anytime.  Wait a minute, you don't reckon the Chilli is the grey thingy in disguise do you?  Or maybe the shadow?

[Fred]

If I had a brain (that grey thingy).................it would  bloody be hurting right now.

[nvrbdn]

  i like chili cheese fries. hmmmmmmm................ they are finger foods........    i just keep thinking about chili..................................

[Fred]

Okay, I checked out Chilli, she's definitely a she.

[JB400]

i like chili cheese fries. hmmmmmmm................ they are finger foods........   i just keep thinking about chili..................................

Those ain't fries, those are Fred's extra fingers!  Now we have to go get more.  Glad to hear Chilli is a girl.  My mind was starting to get clouded.  Now it's just dirty.

[Fred]

Where are you Jim? Are you over the wall yet? Stroker's in the pits, Chilli's with me counting fingers.

[nvrbdn]

im trying to go under. down under.oh wait, where am i? hey i see a light...................................

[Fred]

That's got to be where they're keeping skip. Which way...........what's the plan?

Can you get out of the pit Stroker? or do you need some help............I could send Chilli.