Skip - It saw what you did last summer...........

[Alaskan_TA]

http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/Softball-sized-eyeball-washes-up-on-Fla-beach-173784581.html

[JB400]

If that's all that's left, I don't want to know what Skip did last summer.

[Fred]

The thing was so shocked to see what skip was doing it's eyeball popped right out of it's socket!   

[mrsskip68]

Umm  yea,.........see, Chuck went on the boat with the monkeys to catch swordfish,..........yea, thats it. And we all know how crazy those monkeys are. Apparently the monkeys smuggled  the grey thing onto the boat and then all hell broke loose!!!    Chuck is currently in therapy from the traumatic ordeal, so please send him speedy recovery wishes! 
Lisa

[nvrbdn]

 

                  i guess this gives alot of thought into the saying..............

               "i'll keep an eye out for you."

[JB400]

Darn, I missed the whole thing!  Nobody told me.  I'm going to blame Fred for giving the monkeys paddles.   Is there more than one grey thingy?  We maybe in for an invasion or an epidemic.  Either that, or this grey thingy gets around.  Must have frequent flyer miles.  Or it's rich and has it's own plane.  I don't know, I need more information.  If the monkeys are hooking up with the grey thingy, it could be a conspiracy.  I still need more info.

Hope you get well soon Chuck.  Whatever you do, don't go near the light at the end of the tunnel.  I'll get Fred in on this ASAP!

[71ChallengeHer]

Addy to the looney bin so we can send get well soon cards .............  

[stripedelete]

Deep fry it.  Ya, definetly, deep fry.

[Fred]

                  i guess this gives alot of thought into the saying..............

               "i'll keep an eye out for you."

[Fred]

Umm  yea,.........see, Chuck went on the boat with the monkeys to catch swordfish,..........yea, thats it. And we all know how crazy those monkeys are. Apparently the monkeys smuggled  the grey thing onto the boat and then all hell broke loose!!!    Chuck is currently in therapy from the traumatic ordeal, so please send him speedy recovery wishes!  
Lisa

He needs to keep his eye on the ball if he want's to stay on top of things when those monkies are around.
And if he let them have paddles.........well then, there's no telling what went on.  Skip wouldn't have stood a chance.
He never should have gone off on his own with those monkeys.  He should have waited for us.

[Fred]

Darn, I missed the whole thing!  Nobody told me.  I'm going to blame Fred for giving the monkeys paddles.   Is there more than one grey thingy?  We maybe in for an invasion or an epidemic.  Either that, or this grey thingy gets around.  Must have frequent flyer miles.  Or it's rich and has it's own plane.  I don't know, I need more information.  If the monkeys are hooking up with the grey thingy, it could be a conspiracy.  I still need more info.

Hope you get well soon Chuck.  Whatever you do, don't go near the light at the end of the tunnel.  I'll get Fred in on this ASAP!

Don't blame me, I was going with him but I missed the boat. He should have waited. The grey thingy doesn't have it's own plane.........it's just mind over matter. It can do anything when it puts it's mind to it. 
There is no light at the end of the tunnel..........it just a big black hole.  I'm working on painting it pink........skip likes pink and it might help bring him around.
Wish me luck.........oh, and you might lend a hand!

[nvrbdn]

  hey fred i have a hand to lend you. its in a box in the garage. let me go look for it. ill get it in the mail. or should i overnight it to ya?

[Fred]

For skip's sake..........overnight it. And see if you can find two!
Appreciate your help Jim. 

[nvrbdn]

lisa said skip's at the funny farm. do they really have funny animals there?


                             or mabey funny monkeys

[Fred]

I don't know and this point in time I'm not ready to find out.  We'll just have to ask skip after we break him out.  Have you found those extra hands?

[nvrbdn]

yep, they dont match, but there is a right and a left. i already sent them and hopefully you will get them in time. the package was dripping a little blood since i didnt have time to wrap them properly. but skip cant wait forever.

[Fred]

The blood is going to attract a lot of attention. Especially as there's a full moon out tonight. I hope they don't become somethings dinner. I might have to apply myself to my lathe and do a bit of wood working.  Will you be able to teach them how to get a grip?

[nvrbdn]

right you are. to help throw them off, i wrote "handle with care, red jello" on the package. that ought to help.

[Fred]

Just got the package but all the fingers are missing. I can't tell which is the left or the right...........what now?

[nvrbdn]

the fingers must have crawled into the bubble wrap. you will need to start popping air bubbles to find them. hurry man, skip needs the helping hands.

[Fred]

It will be quicker to run some off on the lathe, I'll get right to it. In the meantime book me a seat on the next available flight and I'll see you on the landing strip.

[Alaskan_TA]

Just got the package but all the fingers are missing. I can't tell which is the left or the right...........what now?

All thumbs? 

[nvrbdn]

your booked. thats the good news. the bad news is they were full, so i told them i needed to ship my dog in its cage. so you will be in the belly of the jet. practice your barking.

[Fred]

For crying out loud! Couldn't you just get me on as excess baggage?  I don't do dog very well............I'm sick of bending over and crawling around on all fours. I'm still recovering from two weekend's ago. I promised myself I'd stay upright this weekend.

[nvrbdn]

sorry fred, what if i just get the boat and come get you? i was on another thread about a marine motor. mabey we need that for a spare for the boat?