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Started by Brock Samson, February 07, 2006, 09:37:53 PM

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Brock Samson


BigBlockSam

poor baby, give me $50 million. i do just about anything for that much money. Rene
I won't be wronged, I wont be Insulted and I wont be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I require the same from them.

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oldschool_muscle

Whether hes money grubbing or not I absolutely love his shit.
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1973 Charger

BigBlockSam

I won't be wronged, I wont be Insulted and I wont be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I require the same from them.

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Brock Samson

my personal Favorite skit is the singing dancing STDs  :icon_smile_big:

Old Moparz

He did a stand up show on HBO years back, "Killing Them Softly" that had me in tears. There was a whole bit about a baby standing on the corner of a bad neighborhood in diapers, trying to sell him some crack while he was in the limo waiting for the driver to come back from a "stop" he had to make.

Dave Chappelle:   "Psst, hey baby, it's late & dangerous out here, go home!"

Baby on Corner:   "Screw you, I got kids to feed.............hey, wanna buy some crack?"
               Bob               



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inhrmswy

I think that if he gets back on comedy central and if he dulls down his racial comedy he won't be as funny and people won't watch him in the numbers that they used to.  His ratings will suffer, his contract won't be renewed and it will all be because the white man kept him down, or so it will be said.

Brock Samson

 That's funny and a quite a streach...  ;D

Lowprofile

Quote from: inhrmswy on February 08, 2006, 12:29:21 PM
I think that if he gets back on comedy central and if he dulls down his racial comedy he won't be as funny and people won't watch him in the numbers that they used to.  His ratings will suffer, his contract won't be renewed and it will all be because the white man kept him down, or so it will be said.

Of what I've seen of him, most of his comedy is racial, and matter of factually, pointed at white people.  But that's ok. Its mighty whitey's fault for everything.  KILL THE WHITE MAN.  O0        :D
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Old Moparz

Quote from: Lowprofile on February 08, 2006, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: inhrmswy on February 08, 2006, 12:29:21 PM
I think that if he gets back on comedy central and if he dulls down his racial comedy he won't be as funny and people won't watch him in the numbers that they used to.  His ratings will suffer, his contract won't be renewed and it will all be because the white man kept him down, or so it will be said.

Of what I've seen of him, most of his comedy is racial, and matter of factually, pointed at white people.  But that's ok. Its mighty whitey's fault for everything.  KILL THE WHITE MAN.  O0        :D


It's still some funny stuff, who cares if you can laugh?
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

greenpigs

I like the Samuel L Jackson beer skit.
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BigBlockSam

how about "keeping it real" that always cracks me up.
I won't be wronged, I wont be Insulted and I wont be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I require the same from them.

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Headrope

My two favorites are ...

The Niggas: a white family in the 50's with the last name Niggas.
Wayne Brady: Nice guy comedian Wayne Brady is a bad mother off screen. Best line: "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b..ch?
Sixty-eights look great and the '69 is fine.
But before the General Lee there was me - Headrope.

oldschool_muscle

Wayne Brady is hands down my favorite skit from the Chappelle Show.
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1973 Charger

TheGhost

My personal favorite has to be the blind KKK member skit, followed by the Wayne Brady skit. :lol:
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  Especially if they have access to the internet.

Bullit_68

i have both seasons on dvd that show was great

Kern Dog

I liked his bit about being the blind dude that was a white supremecist.