adam and god

[nvrbdn]

   god created adam. he put him in the garden of eden. adam was sitting around unhappy. god hated seeing this and he started making animals so adam would have some friends. but no matter what god did, adam was still sad. so finally god said to adam, "what is it that you need adam? you are so unhappy."  adam said to god, " i want something that has curves (as he motions with his hands), i want  it to have long flowing hair. eyes that sparkle like the stars in the sky. skin so soft. a smile that will melt you like butter." god stops adam and says "adam, that will cost you an arm and a leg." .......................
               

                         adam says back to god, "well, what can i get for a rib?"

[JB400]

That one's a classic, just like everyone on this site, except me!!!!