Merry Christmas Rednecks!

[Drache]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOidKHwA2M

Got my dog and a six pack inside my truck
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
I gun the motor and run over him
It's a road kill Christmas
Venison pre-tenderized
It's a road kill Christmas
Cause they freeze when the light hits their eyes
She loaded him into the back of the truck
I was driving us home that's when he done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in the rear view mirror
My wife was a wrestling with a mad deer
It's a road kill Christmas
She had fifty pounds over him
It's a road kill Christmas
It was no time till she had him pinned
By the time we got home he was her pet
That night he slept on her side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer so I didn't give a darn
A couple days later I made him a deal
If he worked for me then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers in foil and then
I plugged the TV cable into his rear end
It's a road kill Christmas
Every Sunday he's up on my roof
It's a road kill Christmas
I get NASCAR and the NFL too
It's a road kill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a road kill Christmas
Next time I'll run over my wife.

[A383Wing]

 

[68X426]

 

[Tilar]

lol that's great. 

[tan top]

haha , wife rides in the back cause she wont shut up