How Should I Use My 1000th Post?

[skip68]

You know this is killing you Stroker400.   Dammm, say something.  Over!   

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Stroker400, the butter is melting, I repeat, the butter is melting.   Over!     

[440]

He is proving he has far more self control then a select few people on this forum. 

[A383Wing]

I think it's more than a "select few"

Bryan

[skip68]

You guys got something to say to me?   I didn't think so.      
I'm the closest thing to God around here so watch it. 

[Fred]

 

[A383Wing]

You guys got something to say to me?   I didn't think so.      
I'm the closest thing to God around here so watch it. 

keep it up buddy, or I'm calling your boss...aka Mrs. God

Bryan (I got people in higher places than you, Skippy)

[Fred]

 I think stroker got caught up in MMJim's couch and now he can't get off.   

[A383Wing]

I think stroker got caught up in MMJim's couch and now he can't get off.   

I ain't gonna say what I was thinking when I first read that...

[skip68]

Bryan, I know there's something going on with you and my wife and that's cool.  The way I see it is if it's good enough for me it should be good enough for my buddies.   Just don't expect me to go to the wedding.   

[JB400]

Post #999

I'm glad you guys had fun at my expense.  But we're stuck with a damn tie.  So, I either get to pick on Fred or confess my sins.  There's a problem though.  In my time off from posting, I was reading some other threads.  I don't think anyone here qualifies as a preacher.  If any of you are,  I definitely don't want to be the altar boy. I think you'd enjoy these confessions better anyway.  http://www.fhm.com/girls/true-confessions

I can't pick on Fred either.  You guys done that for me, and now I just feel sorry for the guy.  Ok, I'm over it now.

I don't think it would be appropriate to start a war, because I'd have to take sides.  I don't want to do that.  This world is screwed up enough; we don't need it on here as well.  I'd rather promote world peace.

This is post #999; Herman Cain's  tax program. Having two posts back to back wouldn't be right.  Besides, 999 translates into no no no   in some language.

I can't flatter the ladies.  I think most of them are married anyway.  Besides,  I thought of them, they should be flattered.

For those that wanted to see Sophia, http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread/-sofia-vergara-on-evolving-style-her-modern-family-baby-bump-and-her-infamous-red-carpet-emergency.html

I could post something Charger related, but you'd have to be Dodge material http://jalopnik.com/5704643/buy-a-1970-dodge-charger-500-get-a-hotter-girlfriend  I don't think your wives would like that too much.  Or, is that how you got your wives.  

Well, that takes care of the results on the poll, I'll just resort to plan B

[nvrbdn]

oh good. plan "B". thats a great idea. why didnt we think of plan "B"?....................yep, that would be the answer. covert to plan "B" and have it at that.............................. ...............................................

....................hey, what the heck is plan "B"? 

[A383Wing]

comes before plan "C" which I think we may get to and beyond

Bryan

[Fred]

Post #999

I can't pick on Fred either.  You guys done that for me, and now I just feel sorry for the guy.  

Thankyou 

Post #999

  Ok, I'm over it now.

Thankyou   

[nvrbdn]

well, the first month is in and over. and 1000 posts was a breeze for you.