Please, please help!

[mrsskip68]

Did you just call Fred a D*ck-head?   J/K!!!!!!

[Fred]

  Our bad.  But before you start crying about it Fred just remember this happens every day to thousands of men in prison.  

Hey skippy baby...........I've know that for as long as I've known you.  

[JB400]

Did you just call Fred a Dick-head?   J/K!!!!!!

Butthead works as well.  But, since you said it.....

[skip68]

Just so you know Fred, if a gold watch fell out of you in the shower it's mine.  I'd like it back please.   Feel free to have it cleaned.  

[Fred]

Mrs Fred we need you to calm down.   Fred just went through a very traumatic ordeal and I'm guessing he's probably in the shower about now.   Our bad.  But before you start crying about it Fred just remember this happens every day to thousands of men in prison.  

One other note... just because we done it to you does not mean you can do it to us.  We were just trying to help

I think I got the short end.............nay...................the long end of the stick..

[skip68]

I don't recall seeing anything long during the procedure.  Do you stroker?   

[JB400]

Just so you know Fred, if a gold watch fell out of you in the shower it's mine.  I'd like it back please.   Feel free to have it cleaned.  

I didn't know you had a gold watch Skip.  Hey, where'd mine disappear to?  I guess it's true, Fred is a tight a..!

I don't remember even using anything long.  Ask the missus.

[Fred]

Just so you know Fred, if a gold watch fell out of you in the shower it's mine.  I'd like it back please.   Feel free to have it cleaned.  

I heard something ticking and raced to the toilet but there was an almighty explosion and woosh! I've got to get back under the shower again.

I did find someones nose ring though............own up.

[skip68]

OK, the grey thingy is held up in a abandoned warehouse in Alabama.  Looks like its got a hostage.  

[JB400]

OK, the grey thingy is held up in a abandoned warehouse in Alabama.  Looks like its got a hostage.   

That's out of our jurisdiction. Let someone else deal with it.

[Fred]

Mrs Fred we need you to calm down.   Fred just went through a very traumatic ordeal and I'm guessing he's probably in the shower about now.   Our bad.  But before you start crying about it Fred just remember this happens every day to thousands of men in prison.  

One other note... just because we done it to you does not mean you can do it to us.  We were just trying to help

Let me just say................I appreciate it!   

[JB400]

Mrs Fred we need you to calm down.   Fred just went through a very traumatic ordeal and I'm guessing he's probably in the shower about now.   Our bad.  But before you start crying about it Fred just remember this happens every day to thousands of men in prison.  

One other note... just because we done it to you does not mean you can do it to us.  We were just trying to help

Let me just say................I appreciate it!  

We're here for ya buddy.

[Fred]

OK, the grey thingy is held up in a abandoned warehouse in Alabama.  Looks like its got a hostage.   

That's out of our jurisdiction. Let someone else deal with it.

Come on guys, you've got the perfect camouflage  The GL. No one will suspect a thing. You can be in and gone before anyone cottons on.

[skip68]

Oh sheeeeet!  The grey thingy is armed.   He's got a gun.   Here's surveillance photo just taken.  

[JB400]

We'll have to run it by our commander in chief before we make any decisions. It might be a while. He's got to do a taping of the View, then he's got to have a beer summit, after that, he's got to make out his basketball bracket.  It might take a while.

[Fred]

That's alright, Lisa can handle it. Only tell her I need it back alive. After all, I lost it in perfect condition and wish to get it back as same. 

[skip68]

Better hurry.   This grey thingy looks pissed.  

[JB400]

I'm game if I you are.

[Fred]

Better hurry.   This grey thingy looks pissed.  

No I don't, I look perfectly normal................ask Mrs. Fred

[Fred]

Did I mention Lisa...................you can have the middle bunk? 

[JB400]

Better hurry.   This grey thingy looks pissed. 

No I don't, I look perfectly normal................ask Mrs. Fred

It's starting to sound like this grey thingy is trying to take over Fred.  Hey Skip, Capt. sir, what do you think?

[Fred]

What's wrong with my mouth?  I'm dribbling.

[Fred]

I can no longer work out where one thread starts and the other finishes. 

[JB400]

I can no longer work out where one thread starts and the other finishes.  

I can't either.  I can't believe we filled up 3 pages on this thread and 1 on the other already. Just wait  a few hours and see what everyone else will think.

[moparstuart]

Im going to go do a bunch of CRACK then come back and read this thread
I'm sure i will understand it much better then