Please, please help!

[Fred]

I lost something today and I don't know where to find it.

[Patronus]

Sounds like another duck thread 

[Fred]

You're right, I was just thinking of Jim (this is true) when my fingers started tapping away on the keyboard.

[Alaskan_TA]

Is Jim lost? I have not seen him around in a while. 

[Fred]

No he's on his honeymoon.

[A383Wing]

they are on the couch as we speak

Bryan

[skip68]

Fred, can you describe what color the item is you lost?   I may have seen it.  Does it have a rounded square thingy on it?   

[Fred]

The wife reckons it might be grey.

[Alaskan_TA]

 

[Fred]

Well then, help me find it.
The subject is.........please help.

[JB400]

Mormon friend sent me new message.  It's a long one.  I'll help you out later.   I can read message later if  your wife has more dessert.

[skip68]

Have you tried other websites Fred?   You don't want to limit yourself by asking for help finding your grey thing on just one website.   Have you notified the press?   Work with us Fred.   Does this grey thing have a passport?  If so, it might be on a flight leaving the country.  Just sayin.  I'm always cautious of grey things with passports.  This is how people get hurt.   

[skip68]

Fred, I don't have time for this.   I've got to get back to my thread.  Wait, I think I just saw a grey thingy under my pillow. 

[Fred]

Well WTF is it doing there?

[Fred]

Did I mention...............the lower bunk has a better view?

[JB400]

Well Skip, why didn't you tell me they were trying to leave the country?  Lady next to me on flight talked in here sleep.  I thought she was  until she started to have orgasm.  She said she saw somethingofamabob at the post office behind her.  When she woke up, she didn't know a thing.  14th row, middle seat.  Hers, not mine.  I got her number.

[Fred]

Mormon friend sent me new message.  It's a long one.  I'll help you out later.  I can read message later if  your wife has more dessert.

All she has left is whipped cream and jello. Will that do?
And she says she can throw in her dressage whip as well.

[JB400]

Mormon friend sent me new message.  It's a long one.  I'll help you out later.   I can read message later if  your wife has more dessert.

All she has left is whipped cream and jello. Will that do?
And she says she can through in her dressage whip as well.

That would be fine.  Lady from airport likes jello shots. 

[Fred]

Have you tried other websites Fred?   You don't want to limit yourself by asking for help finding your grey thing on just one website.   Have you notified the press?   Work with us Fred.   Does this grey thing have a passport?  If so, it might be on a flight leaving the country.  Just sayin.  I'm always cautious of grey things with passports.  This is how people get hurt.   

No I'd rather keep it all in the family. The scandal could ruin me.
Can we alert customs about Grey thing with passport? It has my face!!!  Can you imagine it..............a grey thing with a passport with a picture of my face in it.

[skip68]

Good work Stroker400.  Gentleman, I'm not sure what we've got here but it's starting to sound like Fred's grey thingy is the mastermind in a sleeper cell.  We must act quick.  We're going in deep on this one.  Notify the president, get me national security on the line and for God's sake someone get Jim off the couch.  

[JB400]

Fred, you might want to grab the missus and run. Better change your identity as well.  Don't worry, I'll hold down the fort as long as the jello shots hold out, or I pass out.  Don't worry, me and skip got your back.

[Fred]

Don't worry, me and skip got your back.

THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME MOST!!

[JB400]

Maybe you should have a jello shot or two and go lay down.  You don't look so good

[Fred]

LAY DOWN? you've got to be kidding. I'm not making it that easy for you. You can work for it! 

[skip68]

Stroker400, your our best man.   Good to see you're talking one for the team.  We need to start talking in code.  This is what we've been trained for boys.  Stroker400, don't walk the lizard .....I repeat, don't walk the lizard.   Do you copy? ...............do you copy? ..................
Sweet baby Jesus, I think stroker's in trouble.  
Crap, I'll go see if I can find him in the other thread.